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Jack Benny

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

— Jack Benny mind

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

— Jack Benny war

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

— Jack Benny mind

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

— Jack Benny men

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

— Jack Benny art

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

— Jack Benny you

Modesty is my best quality.

— Jack Benny best

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

— Jack Benny win

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

— Jack Benny humor

If you dont mind, it doesnt matter.

— Jack Benny mind

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

— Jack Benny mind

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