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Remember, the early worm gets devoured by the early bird.

It only seems like it would be funny to enter a bank wearing a ski mask.

— jason love funny

Nature also abhors a vacuum salesman.

— jason love nature

The odds of getting a diet soda when you order one at the drive through are roughly better than chance.

— jason love you

Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.

— jason love society

October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.

— jason love beautiful

The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics.

— jason love struggle

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.

— jason love anger

So long as there’s a jingle in your head, television isn’t free.

— jason love vision

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.

— jason love art

The elderly dont drive that badly; theyre just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.

— Jason Love time

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