Jasper Carrott

#97166 Jasper Carrott

I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about life
#97167 Jasper Carrott

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about you
#97168 Jasper Carrott

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about you
#97169 Jasper Carrott

There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about mind
#97170 Jasper Carrott

I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about comedy
#97171 Jasper Carrott

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about time
#97172 Jasper Carrott

I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about people
#97173 Jasper Carrott

When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are thousands of comedians out there, and I don't think I can be above it all. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about law
#97174 Jasper Carrott

Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about happy
#97175 Jasper Carrott

I have to confess here that I am a useless cook. .

Jasper Carrott
#97176 Jasper Carrott

I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about fear
#97177 Jasper Carrott

I should be more vocal about the things I believe are doing us harm, but many years ago in my early twenties, I learned a bit of a lesson. I started to realise at that time the benefits of eating healthy food and drink. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about time
#97178 Jasper Carrott

I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newspapers based on the humour that is in abundance in the game, which is more than can be said of tennis. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about humour
#97179 Jasper Carrott

My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That's provided he hadn't died of a heart attack by then. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about art
#97180 Jasper Carrott

There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your driving licence, the authorities will make you take your test again! Now, if ever there was an incentive to drive carefully, they could not have threatened a more terrifying ordeal. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about author
#97181 Jasper Carrott

I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about joy
#97182 Jasper Carrott

I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about money
#97183 Jasper Carrott

I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about time
#97184 Jasper Carrott

The impact of T.V. on our lives in general gets most things out of proportion. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about live
#97185 Jasper Carrott

The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about food
#97186 Jasper Carrott

I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but even that's not out of the question because Stevie Wonder is also a golfer. .

Jasper Carrott Quotes about time

Share your thoughts on Jasper Carrott quotes with the community:

Maybe you are looking for Jasper Carrott quotes, Jasper Carrott sayings?

Home Social Quotes
101sharequotes on Facebook
101sharequotes on Google+
Motivational quotes
Inspirational quotes
Life quotes
Love quotes
Funny quotes
Success quotes
Friendship quotes
Data Science blog
Data Science news