Jimmy Carr

#96882 Jimmy Carr

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. .

Jimmy Carr - I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. views: 24 Jimmy Carr funny quotes
#96866 Jimmy Carr

The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet. .

Jimmy Carr - The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet. views: 2 Jimmy Carr you quotes
#96870 Jimmy Carr

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh. .

Jimmy Carr - I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh. views: 2 Jimmy Carr real quotes
#96871 Jimmy Carr

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. .

Jimmy Carr - I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. views: 2 Jimmy Carr marriage quotes
#96862 Jimmy Carr

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. .

Jimmy Carr - Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. views: 1 Jimmy Carr art quotes
#96863 Jimmy Carr

I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. .

Jimmy Carr - I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. views: 1 Jimmy Carr life quotes
#96864 Jimmy Carr

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. .

Jimmy Carr - I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. views: 1 Jimmy Carr love quotes
#96865 Jimmy Carr

The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job. .

Jimmy Carr - The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job. views: 1 Jimmy Carr age quotes
#96867 Jimmy Carr

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. .

Jimmy Carr - As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. views: 1 Jimmy Carr success quotes
#96868 Jimmy Carr

I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. .

Jimmy Carr - I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. views: 1 Jimmy Carr people quotes
#96869 Jimmy Carr

I don't see myself as offending people. .

Jimmy Carr - I don't see myself as offending people. views: 1 Jimmy Carr people quotes
#96872 Jimmy Carr

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group. .

Jimmy Carr - It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group. views: 1 Jimmy Carr people quotes
#96873 Jimmy Carr

They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna. .

Jimmy Carr - They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna. views: 1 Jimmy Carr people quotes
#96874 Jimmy Carr

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence. .

Jimmy Carr - Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence. views: 1 Jimmy Carr art quotes
#96875 Jimmy Carr

You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face. .

Jimmy Carr - You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face. views: 1 Jimmy Carr want quotes
#96876 Jimmy Carr

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. .

Jimmy Carr - After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. views: 1 Jimmy Carr wisdom quotes
#96877 Jimmy Carr

I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker. .

Jimmy Carr - I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker. views: 1 Jimmy Carr book quotes
#96878 Jimmy Carr

It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing. .

Jimmy Carr - It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing. views: 1 Jimmy Carr love quotes
#96879 Jimmy Carr

You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that. .

Jimmy Carr - You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that. views: 1 Jimmy Carr world quotes
#96880 Jimmy Carr

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service. .

Jimmy Carr - Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service. views: 1 Jimmy Carr service quotes

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