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Jon Stewart (Presenter)

If you watch the news and dont like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
Jon Stewart you
I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
Jon Stewart self
You cant censor yourself for someone elses ignorance.
Jon Stewart self
If youre going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, youve also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or youre going to have rioting in the streets.
Jon Stewart people
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day.
jon stewart day
Religion. Its given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
jon stewart hope
The KKK adopted a highway. The joke is on them: It’s black.
jon stewart
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
jon stewart religion
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.
Jon Stewart hope
To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for the Iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphragms are on me!
Jon Stewart war

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