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Kurt Braunohler

All the great game show hosts have a signature 'look,' from Bob Barker's year-round Brazil Nut-hued tan to Monty Hall's oversized lamb chop sideburns. As the host of IFC's new comedy game show 'Bunk,' I, too, have worked to develop a style signature by being the first man or woman in TV history to host every show in my bare feet!
— Kurt Braunohler history
For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns. Like, a coxcomb of hair that I would sculpt into two horns. I looked like a crazy person.
— Kurt Braunohler time
Who would want to get back together with Taylor Swift after having dated her? I'm sure dating her is like talking to a white sheet of paper with a little bit of vanilla ice cream on it that doesn't say anything.
— Kurt Braunohler dating
'Bunk' is a comedy game show where, each week, three of my favorite comedians compete in a series of bizarre and meaningless challenges all for my entertainment. Ethan T. Berlin and Eric Bryant created 'Bunk.'
— Kurt Braunohler men
I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I started to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting absurdity or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place.
— Kurt Braunohler life
In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the time it takes for him to wade through a bag of broken glass for a razor blade, to get gum out of his hair, to pick up every strand from a box of spaghetti I spill on the floor, etc, etc.
— Kurt Braunohler time
It is true that I do not wear shoes as the host of 'Bunk.' I want 'Bunk' to feel like there's a slight possibility that a confident homeless man just wondered into the studio and started hosting a game show.
— Kurt Braunohler art
We are going to do 'Hot Tub' until we die. Every Monday. Then we'll come back and do it as zombies. 'Hot Tub' is very important. What we do is based on our live skills. It's stand-up and sketch and improv; everything we do in 'Hot Tub' is important to our jobs. And every Monday I'm excited to do it.
— Kurt Braunohler live
When I moved to New York at 22, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I took an improv class, and the first scene I did, I felt like 'I want to do this for the rest of my life.' It was the first time I ever felt like that about anything. I tried to make a living off improv.
— Kurt Braunohler life
New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down - he gets polished.
— Kurt Braunohler true
So much of existence is so boring. To have little moments of stupidity is always welcome.
— Kurt Braunohler men
For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the train and go visit them!
— Kurt Braunohler people
It is an intern's job to go for coffee for anyone who asks, preferably delivering it scalding hot and cupped in your bare hands!
— Kurt Braunohler live
Auditions are just torture. I'm trying to get better at it. It's a very difficult thing to do. You go into a tiny room with a camera with somebody who is doing this with 100 other people, and they're so bored, and then you have to be like, 'Hey! I'm gonna show you what I got!'
— Kurt Braunohler people
'Bunk' is better than 'Wheel of Fortune' because we have a wheel, just like them, but our wheel is purposeless. It doesn't do anything. It just spins for no reason. Which is nice because it frees our wheel up to really pursue its dream: becoming a professional paddlewheel.
— Kurt Braunohler purpose
For a really long time in my life, I fought against how I look. Because I was raised Catholic in school, where everyone had to wear a suit and tie. I hated everything that stood for. And I realized when I walked down the street, everyone would see the guy I hated and not the guy I was.
— Kurt Braunohler life
I pushed against doing a podcast for so long. I'm a very late comer to the podcast game. But you're responsibility as a comedian is to get your viewpoints out into the world, and we have a lot more avenues to do that. So it's a lot more opportunity, but really have to work all the time.
— Kurt Braunohler time
I think we get stuck in routines so easily that when an absurd moment in life seems to be there for no reason, it wakes you up out of your everyday pattern. You pull back and look at life a little bit wider because of that one weird thing you weren't expecting.
— Kurt Braunohler life
Eric Bryant and Ethan Berlin, the creators of 'Bunk,' asked me to come get involved in very early process when they wanted to make a game show.
— Kurt Braunohler ya
I go on Wikipedia and alter pages of animals with fake facts that I've made up about those animals.
— Kurt Braunohler age
I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.
— Kurt Braunohler want
My parents got divorced when I was 2, so I have this weird thing where I have 8 brothers and sisters, but I am also an only child.
— Kurt Braunohler weird
People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.
— Kurt Braunohler people
The entire New York comedy scene has moved to L.A. - it's bled the New York comedy scene dry.
— Kurt Braunohler comedy
You don't become a fully-formed human as a female, or even a male, until you're at least 30.
— Kurt Braunohler man
All the great game show hosts have a signature look, from Bob Barkers year-round Brazil Nut-hued tan to Monty Halls oversized lamb chop sideburns. As the host of IFCs new comedy game show Bunk, I, too, have worked to develop a style signature by being the first man or woman in TV history to host every show in my bare feet!
— Kurt Braunohler history

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