One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you're in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don't do it. .
Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic, and I look forward to a new day. I pick up 'The New York Times,' and I look at the front page and realize that once again I'm wrong. I start to fixate on stuff. .
The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over. .
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. .
The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation and sit them on a couch and bring them food and plumbing, they'll sit there and talk to you about anything you want until the day you die. .
The kids say golf taught them this and that. I get it with the military: A guy joins the military because he needs discipline and has to find himself. But don't tell me, 'Golf helps you find yourself.' I've been playing my whole life, and I'm still looking for myself. .
Theres a daytime NyQuil, and theres a nighttime NyQuil. Drink either one you want, because your cold doesnt give a shit what time it is. NyQuil comes in two colors: red and green. Its the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green. And red and green are what? Christmas colors! Thats right, NyQuil makes a dandy egg nog! Oh yeah, my friends bitched through the entire party, This tastes like shit! But at the end of it, we had a fun sleepover. .
Id rather go ice fishing, which is the dumbest thing a man can do. Youre sitting essentially in an out house and its 30 below. Youve cut a hole in the ice, and youre fishing for fish that you shouldnt eat, ‘cause any fish that is down there is fucking stupid. .
Normally, in February, in Boston and in most of the country, the weather is gray, rainy, gray, sleet, snow, gray; every day it just gets grayer and grayer and grayer! You wake up one day and you go Im not coming into work today! Your boss goes, Why not? You sick? No! Its too gray! Then you wake up and its the grayest day youve ever seen! And the next day its even grayer! And thats usually Valentines Day, and thats the day you look at your wrists and go, Hey, maybe I should slit em to see color! .
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