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Marcus Brigstocke

Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.

— Marcus Brigstocke thought

Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

— Marcus Brigstocke life

I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much.

— Marcus Brigstocke self

I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports.

— Marcus Brigstocke art

Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.

— Marcus Brigstocke change

I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

— Marcus Brigstocke work

I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy.

— Marcus Brigstocke self

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

— Marcus Brigstocke god

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

— Marcus Brigstocke truth

My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

— Marcus Brigstocke friends

I've spent a lot of very happy times in Edinburgh as a result of playing virtually every festival since 1996. It's also a beautiful city in its own right, is walkable, within sight of the sea and mountains - and was too far north for the Luftwaffe to have done any damage, hence the spectacularly beautiful architecture.

— Marcus Brigstocke time

I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the thing compulsive over-eaters want to achieve is that stuffed-full Christmas afternoon feeling.

— Marcus Brigstocke self

Britain is obsessed with political correctness.

— Marcus Brigstocke political

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

— Marcus Brigstocke will

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.

— Marcus Brigstocke men

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

— Marcus Brigstocke self

I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an amazing feeling.

— Marcus Brigstocke work

Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is muddling up things you have done with who you are.

— Marcus Brigstocke you

I failed to get into drama school, and my best friend told me I should do stand-up instead. I was always doing gags and voices, so he booked a gig for me without telling me. I only had four days to write it. I did a seven-minute set; the first four minutes were terrible, but the last two were amazing.

— Marcus Brigstocke book

I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn't have a clue.

— Marcus Brigstocke memory

I think Ross Noble is the only person that I've seen really storm a stand-up slot at a festival, and that was when he led 3,000 people on a conga out of the tent and across the entire site to a vegetarian food truck.

— Marcus Brigstocke people

I'd lie in bed in my dormitory and grab at bits of my body, wanting to tear them off... I was so large by then that, in the heat, my thighs chafed together and bled. I was very unhappy, and yet no one ever asked me how I felt.

— Marcus Brigstocke happy

The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do your job. I've had some audiences where I didn't care if they laughed or not because they were either too drunk or stupid.

— Marcus Brigstocke war

There are a lot of comics at the top end making staggering amounts of money and selling out stadiums. I think stand-up is a more intimate thing than that. Maybe because of the kind of comedy I do. It's like a discussion, but I'm the one with the microphone.

— Marcus Brigstocke money

I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

— Marcus Brigstocke happiness

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