Miranda Hart

#170044 Miranda Hart

I wanted to be a farmer's wife. I thought it would be quite fun to wake up of a morning, collect eggs and have sheep and pigs as pets. I know now that it would also involve having to sleep with the farmer, but at the time I wasn't thinking about the sexual implications - I was 11. .

Miranda Hart - I wanted to be a farmer's wife. I thought it would be quite fun to wake up of a morning, collect eggs and have sheep and pigs as pets. I know now that it would also involve having to sleep with the farmer, but at the time I wasn't thinking about the sexual implications - I was 11. views: 11 Miranda Hart time quotes
#170047 Miranda Hart

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs. .

Miranda Hart - No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs. views: 9 Miranda Hart
#170038 Miranda Hart

I hate the fact that we all feel the pressure to go to gyms, have a trainer if money allows, get jogging - all those societal pressures to keep fit and look a certain way. .

Miranda Hart - I hate the fact that we all feel the pressure to go to gyms, have a trainer if money allows, get jogging - all those societal pressures to keep fit and look a certain way. views: 7 Miranda Hart money quotes
#170035 Miranda Hart

It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there. .

Miranda Hart - It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there. views: 6 Miranda Hart man quotes
#170043 Miranda Hart

Pessimism is my default setting. .

Miranda Hart - Pessimism is my default setting. views: 6 Miranda Hart pessimism quotes
#170055 Miranda Hart

I'd like someone tall, dark and nice. Independent and confident. Not a macho man. Perhaps a little bit girly, in a way. The key for me is if we can cry with laughter. .

Miranda Hart - I'd like someone tall, dark and nice. Independent and confident. Not a macho man. Perhaps a little bit girly, in a way. The key for me is if we can cry with laughter. views: 6 Miranda Hart man quotes
#170033 Miranda Hart

I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and orange dungarees. That, combined with a perfectly round pudding-bowl haircut, made me look, on a good day, like a cross between Ann Widdecombe, one of the Flower Pot Men, and a monk. .

Miranda Hart - I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and orange dungarees. That, combined with a perfectly round pudding-bowl haircut, made me look, on a good day, like a cross between Ann Widdecombe, one of the Flower Pot Men, and a monk. views: 5 Miranda Hart good quotes
#170037 Miranda Hart

However much I might have yearned to be one of The Beautiful Ones, particularly at those ghastly school discos, where any desperate attempt to impress the opposite sex lead to at best deep humiliation, I now feel extremely blessed that I wasn't. .

Miranda Hart - However much I might have yearned to be one of The Beautiful Ones, particularly at those ghastly school discos, where any desperate attempt to impress the opposite sex lead to at best deep humiliation, I now feel extremely blessed that I wasn't. views: 5 Miranda Hart art quotes
#170039 Miranda Hart

I think, for a shy person - and I was very shy until my mid-20s - having been to an all-girls' school is not brilliant on the boyfriend front later. Because when I went to university, it was definitely like meeting a new species of people. Suddenly, at age 19, I was thinking: 'Can you speak to these people?' I was very, very nervous. .

Miranda Hart - I think, for a shy person - and I was very shy until my mid-20s - having been to an all-girls' school is not brilliant on the boyfriend front later. Because when I went to university, it was definitely like meeting a new species of people. Suddenly, at age 19, I was thinking: 'Can you speak to these people?' I was very, very nervous. views: 5 Miranda Hart people quotes
#170048 Miranda Hart

We all get given these bodies, and they're all fascinating and different... I wouldn't want to be without the wrinkles. .

Miranda Hart - We all get given these bodies, and they're all fascinating and different... I wouldn't want to be without the wrinkles. views: 5 Miranda Hart wit quotes
#170051 Miranda Hart

Obviously I love the fans, and it's beyond lovely that people like my work, and I love saying 'Hi,' shaking a hand, doing a high five. All that's fine. But the posing for photos is so time-consuming and frankly a bit weird. .

Miranda Hart - Obviously I love the fans, and it's beyond lovely that people like my work, and I love saying 'Hi,' shaking a hand, doing a high five. All that's fine. But the posing for photos is so time-consuming and frankly a bit weird. views: 5 Miranda Hart love quotes
#170054 Miranda Hart

I think there are different kinds of comedians, and I prefer the clowns who are going: 'I'm an idiot, aren't we all a bit like this, laugh at me.' Whereas, a lot of other comedians are saying: 'Aren't I clever? You want to be me, aren't I cool? Revere me.' Which is fine. But that's not my bag. .

Miranda Hart - I think there are different kinds of comedians, and I prefer the clowns who are going: 'I'm an idiot, aren't we all a bit like this, laugh at me.' Whereas, a lot of other comedians are saying: 'Aren't I clever? You want to be me, aren't I cool? Revere me.' Which is fine. But that's not my bag. views: 5 Miranda Hart think quotes
#170032 Miranda Hart

I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy. .

Miranda Hart - I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy. views: 4 Miranda Hart happy quotes
#170046 Miranda Hart

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing. .

Miranda Hart - I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing. views: 4 Miranda Hart sin quotes
#170031 Miranda Hart

I'm not a stereotypically beautiful woman, and I'm so happy that I'm not. I've seen those ladies - the need to be attractive at all times is ghastly. Also, in your twenties, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem. .

Miranda Hart - I'm not a stereotypically beautiful woman, and I'm so happy that I'm not. I've seen those ladies - the need to be attractive at all times is ghastly. Also, in your twenties, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem. views: 3 Miranda Hart time quotes
#170036 Miranda Hart

The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head. .

Miranda Hart - The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head. views: 3 Miranda Hart life quotes
#170041 Miranda Hart

Things don't have to come to you in your youth. It's fine for them to come to you when you get older. That's a motto in my household. .

Miranda Hart - Things don't have to come to you in your youth. It's fine for them to come to you when you get older. That's a motto in my household. views: 3 Miranda Hart youth quotes
#170053 Miranda Hart

I do feel that there is a little confusion in people's minds between the real me and sitcom Miranda. I am pleased that people identify with the character, but I think they want me to be her and are disappointed that the real Miranda doesn't actually fall into graves or be that rubbish at life. .

Miranda Hart - I do feel that there is a little confusion in people's minds between the real me and sitcom Miranda. I am pleased that people identify with the character, but I think they want me to be her and are disappointed that the real Miranda doesn't actually fall into graves or be that rubbish at life. views: 3 Miranda Hart life quotes
#170034 Miranda Hart

If taking one-self seriously as a woman means committing to a life of grooming, pumicing, pruning and polishing one's exterior for the benefit of onlookers, then I may as well leave my unwieldy rucksack to the top of a bleak Scottish hill and make my home there under a stone, where I'll fashion shoes out of mud and clothes out of leaves. .

Miranda Hart - If taking one-self seriously as a woman means committing to a life of grooming, pumicing, pruning and polishing one's exterior for the benefit of onlookers, then I may as well leave my unwieldy rucksack to the top of a bleak Scottish hill and make my home there under a stone, where I'll fashion shoes out of mud and clothes out of leaves. views: 2 Miranda Hart life quotes
#170040 Miranda Hart

I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping. .

Miranda Hart - I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping. views: 2 Miranda Hart man quotes

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