Mitch Hedberg
I am s-stiff; Medusa has looked at me; Im turning into a pillar of salt. Thatd be funny if, like, you know how Medusa, if you looked at her you turned into a pillar of salt, like if you were eating and, like, This isnt very salty. Hey, dude, look at that snake-haired bitch!Thank you Hmm, not bad now; thanks, snake-haired bitch! Id like to make eye contact, but its salty enough. — Mitch Hedberg funny
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