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Roseanne Barr

Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact.
— Roseanne Barr world
You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.
— Roseanne Barr body
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
— Roseanne Barr work
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
— Roseanne Barr you
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
— Roseanne Barr ego
I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'
— Roseanne Barr god
I'm tired of watching as men destroy all the world. Everything used to be beautiful when women were in charge, and now I, working as the physical manifestation of the goddess Isis and the reincarnation of Cleopatra, have decided to save the world.
— Roseanne Barr god
I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope it gives me to think that today will be different from yesterday, that I will find an interesting comment or poke or video, and on the extremely rare occasion when that happens, I am just thrilled.
— Roseanne Barr hope
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
— Roseanne Barr women
Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media. We must have facts and data in order to recognize where there is a problem!
— Roseanne Barr people
Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.
— Roseanne Barr business
Women of this planet need some essential resources: wells, seeds and roads. That is primarily all we have ever needed. Added to that, women need righteous and strong men who will help us to use our most cherished gifts: the ability to multitask and problem solve.
— Roseanne Barr women
Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life.
— Roseanne Barr life
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.
— Roseanne Barr people
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
— Roseanne Barr worry
There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
— Roseanne Barr people
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
— Roseanne Barr time
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
— Roseanne Barr art
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
— Roseanne Barr time
Excuse the mess but we live here.
— Roseanne Barr live
Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.
— Roseanne Barr sin
Comedy is the only hope for humanity.
— Roseanne Barr hope
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids.
— Roseanne Barr art
You kind of restructure your whole personality to be in a healthy relationship.
— Roseanne Barr relationship
You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'
— Roseanne Barr rich

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