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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
— Scott Adams self
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
— Scott Adams problems
You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
— Scott Adams life
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
— Scott Adams time
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
— Scott Adams kindness
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
— Scott Adams religion
The best things in life are silly.
— Scott Adams life
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
— Scott Adams problems
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
— Scott Adams anger
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
— Scott Adams women
When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.
— Scott Adams people
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
— Scott Adams respect
The only risk of failure is promotion.
— Scott Adams failure
Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
— Scott Adams people
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
— Scott Adams path
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
— Scott Adams forgiveness
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
— Scott Adams art
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
— Scott Adams women
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
— Scott Adams stupidity
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
— Scott Adams power
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
— Scott Adams sin
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.
— Scott Adams problems
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
— Scott Adams you
I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.
— Scott Adams life
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
— Scott Adams you
Remember theres no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
— Scott Adams kindness

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