Stephen Colbert (Presenter)

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Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses. .

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If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself. .

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Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty. .

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Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls? .

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I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express. .

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And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself. .

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I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet. .

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It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. .

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I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way. .

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I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin. If that ever happens, it's only because something happened during the interview that got me going, and then I had to translate my feelings to the mouth of the character. .

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I can't prove it, but I can say it. .

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You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians. .

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I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am? .

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In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.' .

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I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising. .

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Northwestern's alumni list is truly impressive. This university has graduated best-selling authors, Olympians, presidential candidates, Grammy winners, Peabody winners, Emmy winners, and that's just me! .

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The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you. .

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Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy. .

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There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell. .

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I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law. .

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I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry. .

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I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions. .

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We have this idea in our minds that there's this separation of church and state in America, which I think is a good thing. And we extend that to our politics - not just church and state, but it's also there's a separation of religion and politics. But of course there isn't. .

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I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin. .

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If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids. .

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Thankfully, dreams can change. If wed all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses. .

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