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Todd Barry

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

— Todd Barry experience

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.

— Todd Barry joy

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

— Todd Barry love

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

— Todd Barry writing

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.

— Todd Barry good

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.

— Todd Barry men

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.

— Todd Barry end

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.

— Todd Barry funny

Anyone who bombs is my friend.

— Todd Barry friend

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

— Todd Barry culture

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage.

— Todd Barry art

People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.

— Todd Barry people

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

— Todd Barry night

I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.

— Todd Barry value

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

— Todd Barry strange

I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.

— Todd Barry time

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job.

— Todd Barry people

People in New York love having roof parties.

— Todd Barry love

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.

— Todd Barry war

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

— Todd Barry time

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.

— Todd Barry art

Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere.

— Todd Barry time

Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons.

— Todd Barry art

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

— Todd Barry dreams

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

— Todd Barry teaching

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but Im too classy to bring that up.

— Todd Barry experience

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