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The 10 best drunk quotes

1.) ”Bacchus, n. A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.”. Ambrose Bierce
2.) ”The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.”. Ronald Biggs
3.) ”The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.”. Joe Garagiola
4.) ”Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.”. Adam Garcia
5.) ”Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.”. David Gest
6.) ”Im a special drunkard... I drink too much.”. Bon Scott
7.) ”Smithy drunk doing the pub quiz: Question 30 is, erm Oh, is, erm Is erm Oh! I know the answer. Kriss Akabusi.”. Gavin & Stacey
8.) ”They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk. ”. Far East Movement
9.) ”Basil: Dawson, these drinks have been... drugged![Dawson has drunken his mug of drugged beer]Dr. Dawson: [drunkenly] Has a rather nice bite to it... ”. The Great Mouse Detective 1986
10.) ”Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... thats why. ”. Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Mans Chest 2006

These are the 10 best drunk Quotes!