1.) ”Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so irritating.”. Bill Gates
2.) ”Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
”. George Orwell
3.) ”The funny thing is people won’t let me pay for things. I’ll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, ’Oh no, it’s on the house.’
”. richard branson
4.) ”A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.”. Ernest Hemingway
5.) ”We thought being offered the[Member of the Order of the British Empire] was as funny as everybody else thought it was. Why? What for? We didn't believe it. It was a part we didn't want. We all met and agreed it was daft.”. John Lennon
6.) ”"For me, a male image that I'm really moved by is somewhere between of Oscar Wilde type of a male: the fop, the long hair, the suits, too witty for his own good, incredibly smart, scathingly funny - all that. But then my other ideal is more like the Buddhist monk - the shaved head, actually someone who sublimates their sexuality."”. Madonna
7.) ”Before, I guess, mum and dad were everything, but now, in my case, I had two new girls and all of a sudden they're completely dependent on you and there's a third generation. It's a funny shift all of a sudden. You have the babies, you have yourself and then you have your parents.”. Roger Federer
8.) ”Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.”. Stephen Hawking
9.) ”Its funny. Some people skinny dip, but I always go upstairs and put a suit on and then I jump in the lake.
”. George Clooney
10.) ”And then a funny thing happened to me...except when I think about it, it wasn't very funny at all. There must be a line in all of us, a very clear one, just like the line that divides the light side of a planet from the dark. I think they call that line the terminator. That's a very good word for it. Because at that moment I was freaking out, and at the next I was as cool as a cucumber.”. Stephen King
These are the 10 best funny Quotes!