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The 10 best humor quotes

1.) ”Dont be careless about yourselves--on the other hand not too careful. Live well but do not flaunt it. Laugh a little and teach your men to laugh--get good humor under fire--war is a game thats played with a smile. If you cant smile, grin. If you cant grin, keep out of the way till you can. ”. Winston Churchill
2.) ”If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ”. Mahatma Gandhi
3.) ”In human freedom in the philosophical sense I am definitely a disbeliever. Everybody acts not only under external compulsion but also in accordance with inner necessity. Schopenhauers saying, that a man can do as he will, but not will as he will, has been an inspiration to me since my youth up, and a continual consolation and unfailing well-spring of patience in the face of the hardships of life, my own and others. This feeling mercifully mitigates the sense of responsibility which so easily becomes paralyzing, and it prevents us from taking ourselves and other people too seriously; it conduces to a view of life in which humor, above all, has its due place.”. Albert Einstein
4.) ”Thechild is a highlyhuman being — characteristically sensitive, humorous, open-minded, eager to learn, and has a strong sense of excitement, energy, and healthyabout thein which he lives.indeed is the grown-up who manages to carry these same characteristics into adult life. It usually makes for aand.”. Walt Disney
5.) ”I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor… we stand a better chance under that guise, because all the serious people, like , and , and , got shot.”. John Lennon
6.) ”I have had a wonderful life. I have never regretted what I did. I regret things I didnt do. All my life Ive done things at a moments notice. Those are the things I remember. I was given courage, a sense of adventure and a little bit of humor. I dont think anyone has the right to intrude in your life, but they do. I would like people to separate the actress and the woman. ”. Ingrid Bergman
7.) ”I have often been downcast, but never in despair; I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In my diary I treat all the privations as amusing. I have made up my mind now to lead a different life from other girls and, later on, different from ordinary housewives. My start has been so very full of interest, and that is the sole reason why I have to laugh at the humorous side of the most dangerous moments.”. Anne Frank
8.) ”It's probably wrong to believe there can be any limit to the horror which the human mind can experience. On the contrary, it seems that some exponential effect begins to obtain as deeper and deeper darkness falls - as little as one may like to support the idea that when the nightmare grows black enough, horror spawns horror, one coincidental evil begets other, often more deliberate evils, until finally blackness seems to cover everything. And the most terrifying question of all may be just how much horror the human mind can stand and still maintain a wakeful, staring, unrelenting sanity. That such events have their ownabsurdity goes almost without saying. At some point, it all starts to become rather funny. That may be the point at which sanity begins either to save itself or to buckle and break down; that point at which one's sense of humor begins to reassert itself.”. Stephen King
9.) ”Rabbi Raditz of Poland was a very short rabbi with a long beard, who was said to have inspired manywith his sense of humor. One of his disciples asked, "Who did God like better,or ?" "Abraham," the Zaddik said. "But Moses led the Israelites to the Promised Land," said the disciple. "All right, so Moses," the Zaddik answered.”. Woody Allen
10.) ”To spend too much time in studies is sloth; to use them too much for ornament, is affectation; to make judgment wholly by their rules, is the humor of a scholar. They perfect nature, and are perfected by experience: for natural abilities are like natural plants, that need proyning, by study; and studies themselves, do give forth directions too much at large, except they be bounded in by experience.”. Francis Bacon

These are the 10 best humor Quotes!