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#1509 Oscar Wilde

People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately. .

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#4314 Cicero

Sed nescio quo modo nihil tam absurde dici potest quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum .

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#8555 Samuel Johnson

Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble. .

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#9982 Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Alice thought the whole thing very absurd, but they all looked so grave that she did not dare to laugh... .

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#9986 Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Alice thought the whole thing very absurd, but they all looked so grave that she did not dare to laugh; and, as she could not think of anything to say, she simply bowed, and took the thimble, looking as solemn as she could. .

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#13743 Thomas Paine

Small islands not capable of protecting themselves are the proper objects for kingdoms to take under their care; but there is something very absurd in supposing a continent to be perpetually governed by an island. .

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#26089 Fernando Pessoa

Everything is absurd. .

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#26098 Fernando Pessoa

I never was but an isolated bon vivant, which is absurd; or a mystic bon vivant, which is an impossible thing. .

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#26112 Fernando Pessoa

Only sterility is noble and dignified. Only killing what never was is elevated and perverse and absurd. .

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#26345 Emil Cioran

History shows that the thinkers who mounted on the top of the ladder of questions, who set their foot on the last rung, that of the absurd, have bequesthed to posterity only an example of sterility. .

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#26346 Emil Cioran

Nothing is indefensible - from the absurdest proposition to the most monstrous crime. .

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#47053 William James

First, you know, a new theory is attacked as absurd; then it is admitted to be true, but obvious and insignificant; finally it is seen to be so important that its adversaries claim that they themselves discovered it. .

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#58465 Tracy Anderson

I think it's very important to feed the body what it craves and not be in your head about it, panicking, carrying around some calorie-counting wheel in your bag or something equally absurd. I'm really not a fan of that at all. .

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#61102 Rudolf Arnheim

The absurd consequences of neglecting structure but using the concept of order just the same are evident if one examines the present terminology of information theory. .

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#62637 Francis Atterbury

The greater absurdities are, the more strongly they evince the falsity of that supposition from whence they flow. .

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#68507 P. T. Barnum

Witchcraft is one of the most baseless, absurd, disgusting and silly of all the humbugs. .

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#75553 Daniel Berrigan

Most Americans would agree that Plowshares is a Theatre of the Absurd. .

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#92443 David Byrne

When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke. .

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#99417 Miguel de Cervantes

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd. .

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#101227 Upamanyu Chatterjee

I feel completely at home in the absurdities of India. .

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#104372 Adam Clarke

Now it would be as absurd to deny the existence of God, because we cannot see him, as it would be to deny the existence of the air or wind, because we cannot see it. .

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#108330 Arthur Holly Compton

My first feeling about the paper and the attitude is that it is absurd. .

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#109255 David Cook

I got to play with ZZ Top and introduce Bryan Adams and George Michael. And to have it all topped off by me winning 'American Idol?!' It's pretty absurd. .

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#114978 John Cusack

If you're going to get into social criticism with absurdity and satire, you can't be politically correct when you do that. .

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#116777 James Daly

You've just got to focus on excellence and try not to be distracted by the news and the rumors and the absurdities of the stories that were coming out. .

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#133792 Larry Ellison

Autonomy was shopped to us. We looked at the price and thought it was absurdly high. .

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#139771 Joshua Ferris

I've always thought things were absurd. It would take a lot more effort for me to see things as reasonable. .

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#143828 Claire Forlani

I was always ready to leave England for some absurd reason. .

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#156631 Oliver Goldsmith

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. .

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#177943 Tom Hodgkinson

I would like to propose slow cycling. Commute by bike. At a stroke, you remove the need for and absurd cost of public transport. Cycling is almost completely free. There is no longer any need for the gym as you get fit by cycling. And you can go at your own pace. .

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#179964 Anthony Hope

You oughtn't to yield to temptation. Well, somebody must, or the thing becomes absurd. .

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#183148 MC Escher

Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. .

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#222615 John Maynard Keynes

The consequences of Mr. Keyness attack upon orthodoxy are very far reaching. First, it cuts the ground from under the pretended justification of inequality, and allows us to see the monstrous absurdity of our social system with a fresh eye.Joan Robinson, An Essay on Marxian Economics, Chapter VIII, p. 67 .

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#223095 Criminal Minds

Gideon: Samuel Johnson wrote, Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble. .

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#413697 Hellsing Ultimate

Enrico Maxwell: These coordinates- its moving again? Thats absurd! After the damage it took? Its impossible! his clerics look worried .

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#368063 Blackadder

Edmund: Dont be absurd. Such activities are totally beyond my mother. My father only got anywhere with her because he told her it was a cure for diarrhoea. .

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#1056038 P. T. Barnum

Witchcraft is one of the most baseless, absurd, disgusting and silly of all the humbugs. .

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#479943 Murder She Wrote

Mark Hazlitt: Dont be absurd, Carolyn. No one has fun. One simply survives from one drink to the next. .

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#633344 Daniel Berrigan

Most Americans would agree that Plowshares is a Theatre of the Absurd. .

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#2551805 Dorothy L. Sayers

He had the appeal of a very young dog of a very large breed -- a kind of amiable absurdity. .

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#1341013 Tommy Caldwell

Stand at the base and look up at 3,000 feet of blankness. It just looks like theres no way you can climb it. Thats what you seek as a climber. You want to find something that looks absurd and figure out how to do it. .

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#1153999 Ambrose Gwinett Bierce

BEARD, n. The hair that is commonly cut off by those who justly execrate the absurd Chinese custom of shaving the head. .

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#318845 Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. .

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#637510 David Lynch

The concept of absurdity is something Im attracted to. .

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#322458 Bertrand Russell

This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities. .

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#349509 Criminal Minds

Jason Gideon: Samuel Johnson wrote, Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble. .

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#2265050 Fernando Pessoa

I never was but an isolated bon vivant, which is absurd; or a mystic bon vivant, which is an impossible thing. .

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#239729 Marcel Proust

The regularity of a habit is generally in proportion to its absurdity. .

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#279856 Perfume The Story of a Murderer 2006

Jean-Baptiste Grenouille: You want to make this leather smell good, dont you?Giuseppe Baldini: Why of course, and so it shall.Jean-Baptiste Grenouille: With Amor and Psyche by Pelissier?Giuseppe Baldini: What ever gave you the absurd idea I would use someone elses perfume?Jean-Baptiste Grenouille: Its all over you. .

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#1413706 Upamanyu Chatterjee

I feel completely at home in the absurdities of India. .

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