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People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.
Oscar Wilde absurd
Sed nescio quo modo nihil tam absurde dici potest quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum
Cicero absurd
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
Samuel Johnson absurd
Alice thought the whole thing very absurd, but they all looked so grave that she did not dare to laugh...
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland absurd
Small islands not capable of protecting themselves are the proper objects for kingdoms to take under their care; but there is something very absurd in supposing a continent to be perpetually governed by an island.
Thomas Paine absurd
Everything is absurd.
Fernando Pessoa absurd
History shows that the thinkers who mounted on the top of the ladder of questions, who set their foot on the last rung, that of the absurd, have bequesthed to posterity only an example of sterility.
Emil Cioran absurd
First, you know, a new theory is attacked as absurd; then it is admitted to be true, but obvious and insignificant; finally it is seen to be so important that its adversaries claim that they themselves discovered it.
William James absurd
I think it's very important to feed the body what it craves and not be in your head about it, panicking, carrying around some calorie-counting wheel in your bag or something equally absurd. I'm really not a fan of that at all.
Tracy Anderson absurd
The absurd consequences of neglecting structure but using the concept of order just the same are evident if one examines the present terminology of information theory.
Rudolf Arnheim absurd
The greater absurdities are, the more strongly they evince the falsity of that supposition from whence they flow.
Francis Atterbury absurd
Witchcraft is one of the most baseless, absurd, disgusting and silly of all the humbugs.
P. T. Barnum absurd
Most Americans would agree that Plowshares is a Theatre of the Absurd.
Daniel Berrigan absurd
When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke.
David Byrne absurd
In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd.
Miguel de Cervantes absurd
I feel completely at home in the absurdities of India.
Upamanyu Chatterjee absurd
Now it would be as absurd to deny the existence of God, because we cannot see him, as it would be to deny the existence of the air or wind, because we cannot see it.
Adam Clarke absurd
My first feeling about the paper and the attitude is that it is absurd.
Arthur Holly Compton absurd
I got to play with ZZ Top and introduce Bryan Adams and George Michael. And to have it all topped off by me winning 'American Idol?!' It's pretty absurd.
David Cook absurd
If you're going to get into social criticism with absurdity and satire, you can't be politically correct when you do that.
John Cusack absurd
You've just got to focus on excellence and try not to be distracted by the news and the rumors and the absurdities of the stories that were coming out.
James Daly absurd
Autonomy was shopped to us. We looked at the price and thought it was absurdly high.
Larry Ellison absurd
I've always thought things were absurd. It would take a lot more effort for me to see things as reasonable.
Joshua Ferris absurd
I was always ready to leave England for some absurd reason.
Claire Forlani absurd
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Oliver Goldsmith absurd
I would like to propose slow cycling. Commute by bike. At a stroke, you remove the need for and absurd cost of public transport. Cycling is almost completely free. There is no longer any need for the gym as you get fit by cycling. And you can go at your own pace.
Tom Hodgkinson absurd
You oughtn't to yield to temptation. Well, somebody must, or the thing becomes absurd.
Anthony Hope absurd
Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible.
MC Escher absurd
The consequences of Mr. Keyness attack upon orthodoxy are very far reaching. First, it cuts the ground from under the pretended justification of inequality, and allows us to see the monstrous absurdity of our social system with a fresh eye.Joan Robinson, An Essay on Marxian Economics, Chapter VIII, p. 67
John Maynard Keynes absurd
Gideon: Samuel Johnson wrote, Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
Criminal Minds absurd
Enrico Maxwell: These coordinates- its moving again? Thats absurd! After the damage it took? Its impossible! his clerics look worried
Hellsing Ultimate absurd
Edmund: Dont be absurd. Such activities are totally beyond my mother. My father only got anywhere with her because he told her it was a cure for diarrhoea.
Blackadder absurd
Mark Hazlitt: Dont be absurd, Carolyn. No one has fun. One simply survives from one drink to the next.
Murder She Wrote absurd
He had the appeal of a very young dog of a very large breed -- a kind of amiable absurdity.
Dorothy L. Sayers absurd
Stand at the base and look up at 3,000 feet of blankness. It just looks like theres no way you can climb it. Thats what you seek as a climber. You want to find something that looks absurd and figure out how to do it.
Tommy Caldwell absurd
BEARD, n. The hair that is commonly cut off by those who justly execrate the absurd Chinese custom of shaving the head.
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce absurd
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire absurd
The concept of absurdity is something Im attracted to.
David Lynch absurd
This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities.
Bertrand Russell absurd
The regularity of a habit is generally in proportion to its absurdity.
Marcel Proust absurd
Jean-Baptiste Grenouille: You want to make this leather smell good, dont you?Giuseppe Baldini: Why of course, and so it shall.Jean-Baptiste Grenouille: With Amor and Psyche by Pelissier?Giuseppe Baldini: What ever gave you the absurd idea I would use someone elses perfume?Jean-Baptiste Grenouille: Its all over you.
Perfume The Story of a Murderer 2006 absurd
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