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Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you. Give me a pig! He looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal.
Winston Churchill cats
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Sigmund Freud cats
I don't want Church to be like all those dead pets! I don't want Church to ever be dead! He's my cat! He's not God's cat! Let God have His own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine!
Stephen King cats
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Miguel Cervantes cats
Boot-faced cats aren't born but made, often because they've tried to outstare or occasionally rape a speeding car and have been repaired by a vet who just pulled all the bits together and stuck the stitches in where there was room.
Terry Pratchett cats
I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.
Jonathan Swift cats
It had need to bee A wylie mouse that should breed in the cats eare.
John Heywood cats
I needed a place to put the dogs. The prisoners ruined the jail, so I put the prisoners in the tents and I had a nice place to put the dogs. We treat the cats nice too, and horses. I have the inmates take care of the animals. It's therapy too, you see.
Joe Arpaio cats
I've had two unlucky injuries that are the equivalent of walking under 1,000 ladders and seeing 1,000 black cats.
Andrew Bogut cats
Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
Rupert Brooke cats
Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
William S. Burroughs cats
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Miguel de Cervantes cats
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Bill Dana cats
It is hard to get animals which normally pay little attention to each other to do things together. One can teach dolphins to jump simultaneously out of the water precisely because they show similar behavior spontaneously, but try to make two domestic cats jump together and you will fail.
Frans de Waal cats
Making movies is like herding cats.
Eric Fellner cats
What the 'supposed 99 percent' don't realize is that they are better off if there are more fat cats, not less.
Foster Friess cats
I used to have two brown-coloured cats, who were brother and sister, called Bonzo and Bonzetta.
Mini Grey cats
I don't think I'm ever really going to run the risk of disappearing into a Marvel franchise. I just don't know how I would fit into a catsuit.
Mamie Gummer cats
A lot of cats are not that social.
Jack Hanna cats
Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs.
Salma Hayek cats
You don't see sick animals in the wild. You don't see lame animals in the wild, and its all because of the predator: the lion, the tiger, the leopard, all the cats.
Tippi Hedren cats
I read that when cats are cuddling and kneading you, and you think its cute, theyre really just checking your vitals for weak spots.
Kandyse Mcclure cats
My kitty cats could rely on my poker winnings.
Nicole Sullivan cats
Gordon: What is this? How can you serve that? Its like its been left out for days and its been attacked by cats.
Kitchen Nightmares uncensored cats
Mark: Yes, and this cats going to help me lure Dobby in, like a classic 70s paedo with a Ford Granada.
Peep Show cats
Lorne: Hey. Id rather have a hydrochloric acid facial. Id rather invite a hive of wasps to nest in my throat. Id rather sit through a junior highschool production of Cats. You see where Im going with this?
Angel 1999 TV series cats
Francis: Of course he was. Everyones out to get you. And the neighbors cats the ringleader. Didnt you know that?
Malcolm in the Middle cats
Robin: Well, yeah, that’s cats, I’m not some pathetic cat lady, not that your grandmother is some pathetic cat lady – does anybody else have questions?
How I Met Your Mother cats
Gordon: Translating So just remember: Dogs bark, Cats meow, Ducks quack, And cows moo. But only a chicken can cluck.
Sesame Street cats
Pearl: Oh! Oh, what am I to do? If only there was someone, somewhere, to protect the oppressed! from Cats and Robbers
Mighty Mouse cats
The trouble with cats is that theyve got no tact.
P. G. Wodehouse cats
Louis Creed: Today is thanksgiving day for cats, but only if they came back from the dead.
Pet Sematary 1989 cats
Liza Tarbuck: Cats mating, it can be a quite exclusive little gang, whereas dogs, they can run riots, so you could have a Great Dane with a Chihuahua.
QI cats
Alfred Pennyworth: [looks at the large gash on Bruces arm] Did you get mauled by a tiger?Bruce Wayne: [quietly] It was a dog.Alfred Pennyworth: Huh?Bruce Wayne: It was a big dog![pause]Bruce Wayne: More copycats last night, Alfred, with guns.Alfred Pennyworth: Why dont you hire them and take the weekend off?
The Dark Knight 2008 cats
I.I cant help it..Im a pussycat with NORMAL WEAKNESSESOTHER pussycats eat birds!!..WHY pick on me?!? WHY?!??!?
The Looney Tunes Show cats
ALF: Are you kidding? I cant wait. Im coming back with a bag full of candy apples, popcorn balls, and cats.
ALF season 2 cats
Rachel: Guys, I have news. To celebrate our impending win at Nationals, I got us all thirteen tickets to Broadways longest running show ever; Cats!
Glee Season 2 cats
Rhett Butler: A cats a better mother than you.
Gone with the Wind 1939 cats
Jason: The Thunder Clap, Hap Hadden, Class of 95. Led the Wildcats to back-to-back city championships. A legend.
High School Musical cats
Billy Simms: I dont care that shes a dipso with 33 cats and hasnt bathed in four months. What I wanna read about is shes a sweet old widowed grandmother whose greedy landlord kicked her out.
Murder She Wrote cats
Hetty: I was just watching that viral video with the cats, and the trampoline, and the site just froze up and crashed on me! Did you have anything to do with that?
NCIS: Los Angeles cats
We are often more merciful to our animals [cats] than we are to each other.
P. D. James cats
The cats out of the bag So now we have to deal with the aftermath.Jurgen Mossack, lawyer at Mossack Fonseca Bloomberg
Panama Papers cats
Red: Todays my cats birthday.[passes out]
Pineapple Express 2008 cats
Tori: touches Cats shoulder Okay, help me, please! I dont want to give him the worst present, and then have to go Christmas yodeling with Sikowitz.
Victorious cats
“But I’m Pharaoh,” Neter-Khet said. “I’m supposed to give orders.” “That doesn’t mean anything to a cat,” said Jason. “Didn’t anybody ever tell you? “Nobody tells me,” Neter-Khet said. “I tell them. Besides, they were my cats, weren’t they?” “In a way they were,” Jason said, “and in a way they weren’t. A cat can belong to you, but you can’t own him. There’s a difference.”Chapter 3 “Neter-Khet” p. 20
Lloyd Alexander cats
Sholanda: My momma said my daddys name was Black Dynamite.Brickwilla: So did my momma!Black Dynamite: Err, uhh, hush up little girls. A lot of cats have that name.
Black Dynamite 2009 cats
[White cheerleaders]Cheerleaders: We are the North Compton wild cats. Were black, we know it. We shake our big booties and we show it. We aint white. We aint white. We definitely aint white. Break it down niggas.
Not Another Teen Movie 2001 cats
Spike: Hey, chimp boy. Will you stop worrying? I know all about cats with a capital K. Sit on a window sill, hack up a fur ball Oh! That is very ferocious!
Rugrats Go Wild cats
My wife’s cats have been neutered and declawed, so they’re like pillows that eat.
larry reeb cats
Grow up Shepherd! This is Hollywood baby. Its a dog-eat-dog town. Worse. We got cats eatin cats. We got fish munchin fish. We play by our own rules.
Big Fat Liar cats
Mr. Tinkles: That is all... cats rule.
Cats Dogs 2001 cats
Whillenholly: Who let the cats out?
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 2001 cats
Billy Costigan: You dont have any cats.Madolyn: No.Billy Costigan: I like that.
The Departed 2006 cats
Van Wilder: Whats that intoxicating scent youre wearing Doris?Ms. Doris Haver: I have cats.Van Wilder: Meow!
Van Wilder Party Liaison 2002 cats
Gossip Girl: As per Gossip Girl Thanksgiving tradition, Im trading my laptop for stove-top. And for the next sixteen hours, the only thing Im dishing is seconds. When the cats away, the mice will play. Have fun, little rodents!
Gossip Girl cats
Ducky: Indiscriminate predators, coyotes. Fish, cats, garbage, theyll eat anything they can chew. Unlike my mother who can no longer chew anything. I assure you, Mr Palmer, it is a beastly sight.
NCIS season 2 cats
I have three cats, and they have fleas. But they never go out, so if they have fleas, they got them from me. I feel like kind of an ass for making them wear the collars.
paula poundstone cats
John Shaft: I know cats whod take out whole zipcodes for that kind of cheese.
Shaft 2000 cats
The trouble with cats is that theyve got no tact.
Sir Philip Sidney cats
Shake and shake The catsup bottle. None will come, And then a lot’ll.
richard armour cats
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Joseph Wood Krutch cats
Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?Mac MacGuff: What?Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um...Mac MacGuff: *Or*...?Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!
Juno 2007 cats
Satine: Harold, the cats out of the bag!
Moulin Rouge 2001 cats
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