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Friedrich Nietzsche christ
Neither go to a wedding nor a christening unbid.
James Howell christ
A lecture given at the University of Oxford, (21 October 1955) published inAnd Other Essays (1983), edited by Christopher Tolkien
J. R. R. Tolkien christ
Works of Love: Some Christian Deliberations in the Form of Discourses [Kjerlighedens Gjerninger. Nogle christelige Overveielser i Talers Form] (1847)
Sёren Kierkegaard christ
We want to christen every city that Kris has played in during his professional career.
Anna Benson christ
There are only Epicureans, either crude or refined; Christ was the most refined.
Georg Buchner christ
I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas.
Frank Butler christ
Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker.
Snoop Dogg christ
It's hard to listen to the news every day and have everyone saying you're the Antichrist.
Erin Duffy christ
I'm like the Christina Aguilera of the Internet.
Sky Ferreira christ
Coming from Chicago, I like a white Christmas.
Dennis Franz christ
Judas heard all Christ's sermons.
Thomas Goodwin christ
Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ.
Heinrich Heine christ
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter.
Gordon B. Hinckley christ
The real Antichrist is he who turns the wine of an original idea into the water of mediocrity.
Eric Hoffer christ
Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.
Enid Nemy christ
Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point, answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that will be, or are they shadows of things that may be only?A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol
Future christ
Santa Christ: Oh yeah, I remember this - this is the series of films Shaymalan was supposed to direct.
The Nostalgia Critic/Season 6 christ
Miz Liz: YOU ARE IN PUBLIC WITH THIS LITTLE BIMBOIN FRONT OF HALF OUR CHRISTMAS CARD LIST! notices Debbies earrings Are those my mothers earrings?!
King of the Hill christ
Moseby: Of course, Zack. I want you boys to have the best Christmas possible even if it means being far, far, far away from my hotel!
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody christ
Ears, Nestor.Who: Nestors mother Source: Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey This line is said while Nestors mother is protecting him from the snowstorm which freezes her but Nestor is unharmed. Nestor later hears her voice and sees her while guiding Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem.
Fictional last words in animated television series christ
Lois: If you boys behave until Christmas morning, there will be a Christmas morning. Otherwise these are going back to the store and Christmas will be cancelled!
Malcolm in the Middle christ
SpongeBob: Santa! This is the greatest gift you could have given me. Thank you, for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom.
SpongeBob SquarePants/Season 2 christ
Danny: Oh, right, I understand. When McGarrett gets an order, he takes the order. You know what youre like? Youre like one of those windup toy soldiers. Let me get you a drum for Christmas to beat.
Hawaii Five 0 christ
Linda: Its Christmas. Nothing bad is going to happen on Christmas!
Krampus 2015 christ
Karen Rooney: Well he did, didnt he? He couldve married Christie Brinkley in there, but instead he chose Carol Burnett.
Liv and Maddie christ
Suzanne: Why not? It just fits my mood. This is the worst Christmas I ever had. All my vacation plans fell through, and I havent heard a thing from any of my ex-husbands — not even a Christmas card.
Designing Women christ
Translation: Christofiaaass!! Here is an independent republic!!!Who: Rauf Denktaş, founder of the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus
Last words christ
Adam: Its the toy every kid wants for Christmas! A container ship! Gee, thanks dad! Now I can replicate international commerce!
MythBusters christ
David: Oh Christ, its Needlenose.
Bride of Chucky 1998 christ
Wade Wilson: [to Vanessa] Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays?
Deadpool 2016 christ
Scrooge: being arrested by his own bins security guards Well, you can forget about this years Christmas bonus!
DuckTales christ
Knubbler: Looks like another wonderful, but lonely Christmas Eve with just you and me, right old pal?
Metalocalypse christ
Bob: What would I do that for?! Hey, check out the keister on Mrs. Claus! I know what I want for Christmas!
That 70s Show christ
Meatwad: Nah, that dont sound like Jerry. Now, the Jerry I know took me to Merry Christmaswhich is a strip clubMerry Triple X-mas.. You see what Im saying? You see what Im saying?!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 christ
Lynette: Parker, Im your mother. Mothers dont lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or Santas not gonna bring you anything for Christmas.
Desperate Housewives christ
Santa Claus: Damn. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? Whats next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?
Home Alone 1990 christ
Louis Creed: Has anyone ever buried a person up there?Jud Crandall: Christ on his throne no. Who ever would?
Pet Sematary 1989 christ
Paulie Walnuts: Eh, whats to know. You ask em what they want for Christmas, you give em a nice toy, and thats the end of it.
The Sopranos: Season 3 christ
Piglet: Whats Christmas if your best friend isnt here to share it? I dont even know what present I wanted, but Id give it up to have Pooh Bear here.
Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too christ
James Rhodes: Well, you guys are definitely off the Pentagons Christmas list.
Avengers Age of Ultron 2015 christ
Crash: Christ, you dont need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball! In the show, everyone can hit heat.
Bull Durham christ
Frank Abagnale, Jr.: Christ! Terry! This is Italian knit.
Catch Me If You Can 2002 christ
Harry Dunne: Hi, Lloyd.Lloyd Christmas: Hi, Harry.Harry Dunne: How was your day?Lloyd Christmas: Not bad. Fell off the jet way again.
Dumb Dumber 1994 christ
Altruists, with thin, weak voices, denounce Christ as an egoist. Egoists (with even thinner and weaker voices) denounce Him as an altruist.
Gilbert K. Chesterton christ
Sue: I dont know. Call it a Christmas miracle and well leave it at that. Now I know a lot of these gifts are for orphans or something but I got you something special. gives Will a present Its okay. Its not going to explode.
Glee Season 2 christ
Kevin McCallister: You can mess with a lot of things, but you cant mess with kids on Christmas.
Home Alone 2 Lost in New York 1992 christ
Just once, Id like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog...a fuckin Christmas tree...a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin tin can.
John Mcclane christ
Maggie Collins: And worst of all, he completely forgot I gave him that button cam for Christmas three years ago.
Leverage christ
Christopher: Youre not afraid, are you? That you might get to know me, that I might destroy all those stereotypical notions buzzing around in that pretty head of yours.
Murder She Wrote christ
Deeks: Thats exactly why we put them in county. I mean theyre going to be lucky if they get to make a phone call by Christmas!
NCIS: Los Angeles christ
Clark: I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin Er, a tree. There are no lots open on Christmas Eve. Lewis burned down my tree so I replaced it as best I could. Voilà.
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation christ
Even though were a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, its beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Richard Roeper christ
Lex Luthor: My rumpus room also comes equipped with red solar lamps and, of course, kryptonite. Red and green, the colors of Christmas. And you are on the naughty list!
Superman: Doomsday christ
Sam: Dean, its Valentines Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it? Unattached drifter Christmas?
Supernatural season 5 christ
On seeing her father in his Confederate uniform: Christ Almighty, Daddy, how am I going to explain you in New York?
Sweet Home Alabama christ
Christopher Moltisanti: So, you wont talk about this to anybody?Black Thug: I got the mouth of a statue, nigga.
The Sopranos TV Series 1999–2007 christ
Christina: Dont go looking for Mr. Right. Look for Mr. Right Now.
The Sweetest Thing 2002 christ
Michael: It is St. Patricks Day, and here in Scranton that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.
The Office U.S. TV series christ
3 Season 33.1 A Christmas Tori 3.2 The Breakfast Bunch 3.3 The Gorilla Club 3.4 The Worst Couple 3.5 Andres Horrible Girl 3.6 Car, Rain & Fire 3.7 Tori & Jades Play Date 3.8 April Fools Blank 3.9 Driving Tori Crazy 3.10 How Trina Got In 3.11 Tori Goes Platinum 3.12 Crazy Ponnie 3.13 The Blonde Squad
Victorious christ
Adrian Veidt: The only person with whom I felt any kinship with died three hundred years before the birth of Christ. Alexander of Macedonia, or Alexander the Great, as you know him.
Watchmen 2009 christ
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it werent for Christmas Wed all be Jewish.
benny hill christ
Christopher: Yes, I have some used snow skis I dont want anymore, perhaps youd like to have those too?!
iCarly christ
What are you ladies waiting for, Christmas?!Leading a battalion of US army troops in WW2 in Ultimates #1
Captain America christ
Darald: You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall 2008 christ
Jamie: Grandi, uh... grande familio. Grande traditsione- The Christmas presents. Stupido.
Love Actually 2003 christ
Father Christmas: Winter is almost over.
The Chronicles of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe 2005 christ
Kunta Kinti: What Christmas, Fiddlah?Fiddler: Christmas is when White folk give each other stuff dont neither of em need.
Roots TV Mini Series 1977 christ
After the prophets, the false prophets; after the apostles, the false apostles; after Christ, anti-Christ.
John Chrysostom christ
Heap on more wood! the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, Well keep our Christmas merry still.
Sir Walter Scott christ
Kevin Fischer: Is there something wrong?Wendy Christensen: The train...Kevin Fischer: Oh Shit! Not again!
Final Destination 3 2006 christ
Christ did not ask or want to be what he was not.
Dejan Stojanovic christ
Lee Christmas: You know its not easy being your friend.
The Expendables 2010 christ
Dr. Klein: Do you keep any drugs in your house?Chris MacNeil: No, of course not, nothing like that.Dr. Klein: Are you sure?Chris MacNeil: Well, of course Im sure. Id tell you. Christ, I dont even smoke grass.
The Exorcist 1973 christ
Police officer: Attention. Attention, citizens. Terrible news. There is still no sign of Santa Claus. Although the imposter has been shut down. It looks like Christmas will have to be cancelled this year. I repeat: The imposter has been shot down, but there is still no sign of the real Santa Claus...[fades off in the distance]
The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993 christ
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.
Alfred E Smith christ
Wikus Van De Merwe: [in Christophers ship] This wholes things under your shack? For 20 years, youve had this fookin thing hidden out here? This is, this is very illegal, I mean, this is... this is a fine.
District 9 2009 christ
Kia Waterson: [to Freddy] So youre the one everyones afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of faggot runs around in a Christmas sweater? I mean, come on, get real. Youre not even scary.[taunting him]Kia Waterson: Youre not even scary. And lets talk about the butter knives. What is with the butter knives? You trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs, Mr. Krueger?Freddy Krueger: Hmmm.Kia Waterson: I mean, youve got these teensy-weensy little things and Jason has got this big old thing and like...[Freddy points behind her, she turns, and there is Jason standing right in front of her with his machete]
Freddy vs Jason 2003 christ
Well, at least theyre excited, but they dont understand that special kind of feeling in Christmas Land. Oh, well.
The Nightmare Before Christmas christ
Charlie: I dont know. Its just that when you drank it, it just felt like Christmas morning and anything was possible.
Two and a Half Men christ
“Christmas won’t be Christmas without any presents,” grumbled Jo, lying on the rug.
louisa may alcott christ
Kid #1: Its Christmas. You could steal City Hall.John McClane: Come on.[Zeus and John take the kids bikes]Kid #1: My bike?John McClane: Lets go. Come on.Kid #1: Thats my bike!Zeus: Yeah, its Christmas!
Die Hard With a Vengeance 1995 christ
Iudaeos impulsore Chresto assidue tumultuantis Roma expulit.Because the Jews at Rome caused continuous disturbances at the instigation of Chrestus, he expelled them from the city. Ch. 25 Chrestus may be a mis-spelling of Christus, Christ.
Suetonius christ
Chester: [the two have just had trash cans put over their heads] Dude, you just touched Christie Boners hoo-hoo.Jesse: Shibby!Chester: [Reaches out from under the trash can] Low five.
Dude Wheres My Car 2000 christ
Alice: Who are you?Pamela Voorhees: Why Im... Im Mrs. Voorhees, an old friend of the Christys.
Friday the 13th 1980 christ
Chief Brody: Opening the beaches on the Fourth of July is like ringing the dinner bell for Christs sake!
Jaws film christ
Nothings as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Kin Hubbard christ
John Smith: You looked like Christmas morning.
Mr Mrs Smith 2005 christ
Christ is not valued at all unless He is valued above all.
Saint Augustine christ
Chucky: Christ! Enough about your mother! I killed that bitch 20 years ago and she still wont shut up!
Seed of Chucky 2004 christ
Walt: Christ Bob, you havent been laid in five years.Bob: Hey, how would you know?[Walt gives him a serious look]Bob: Damn.
Stuck on You 2003 christ
Dr. Christmas Jones: Wait a minute. Are you going to do what I think youre going to do?James Bond: What do I need to defuse a nuclear bomb?Dr. Christmas Jones: Me.
The World Is Not Enough 1999 christ
Examiner: Take your pick. Sclerosis, malnutrition, official cause was suffocation. Aspirated on his own vomit. Christ, this guy was the Assistant Police Chief? What happened?
The Shield christ
There were only a few shepherds at the first Bethlehem. The ox and the donkey understood more of the first Christmas than the high priests in Jerusalem. And it is the same today.
Thomas Merton christ
Odor of blood when Christ was slain Made all Platonic tolerance vain And vain all Doric discipline.
william butler yeats christ
My idea of Christmas, whether old fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
bob hope christ
If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ in color for a full hour, there would be a considerable number of stations which would decline to carry it on the grounds that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable.
Edward R Murrow christ
Till the vessel strikes with a shivering shock— “O Christ! It is the Inchcape Rock.”
robert southey christ
[last lines]Christopher McCandless: What if I were smiling and running into your arms? Would you see then what I see now?
Into the Wild 2007 christ
Vriess: [Strapped to Christies back, about to traverse the flooded kitchen] Hey Christie, do me a favour. When we hit the surface on the other side, no backstroke, okay!
Alien Resurrection 1997 christ
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