Quotes about funny

#3430 George Bernard Shaw

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. .

George Bernard Shaw Quotes about funny
#5026 Bill Gates

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so irritating. .

Bill Gates Quotes about funny
#6573 Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. Now everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it. .

Will Rogers Quotes about funny
#6579 Will Rogers

The thing about my jokes is that they don't hurt anybody. You can say they're not funny or they're terrible or they're good or whatever it is, but they don't do no harm. But with Congress — every time they make a joke it's a law. And every time they make a law it's a joke. .

Will Rogers Quotes about funny
#6580 Will Rogers

So when all the yielding and objections is over, the other Senator said, "I object to the remarks of a professional joker being put into the Congressional Record." Taking a dig at me, see? They didn't want any outside fellow contributing. Well, he had me wrong. Compared to them I'm an amateur, and the thing about my jokes is that they don't hurt anybody. You can say they're not funny or they're terrible or they're good or whatever it is, but they don't do no harm. But with Congress — every time they make a joke it's a law. And every time they make a law it's a joke. .

Will Rogers Quotes about funny
#6832 Adlai Stevenson

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House... .

Adlai Stevenson Quotes about funny
#6901 Adlai Stevenson

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. .

Adlai Stevenson Quotes about funny
#8303 Richard Nixon

You know, it's a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana are Jewish. What the Christ is the matter with the Jews, Bob? What is the matter with them? I suppose it is because most of them are psychiatrists. .

Richard Nixon Quotes about funny
#9024 Bill Watterson

Calvin: Look at how people are portrayed in the comic strips. The women are indecisive whiners, nagging shrews, and bimbos! And the men are no better. They're befuddled morons, heavy drinkers, gluttons, and lazy goof-offs! Everyone is incompetent, unappreciated, and unsuccessful! What kind of insidious social programming is this?? No wonder the world's such a mess! I demand politically correct, morally uplifting role models in the funnies! Calvin's Dad: Yes, we all know how funny good role models are. Calvin: And look, all the kids are obnoxious brats! p.158 .

Bill Watterson Quotes about funny
#9386 John Lennon

We thought being offered the[Member of the Order of the British Empire] was as funny as everybody else thought it was. Why? What for? We didn't believe it. It was a part we didn't want. We all met and agreed it was daft. .

John Lennon Quotes about funny
#9436 John Lennon

I don't mind people putting us down, because if everybody really liked us, it would be a bore. You've got to have people putting you down. It doesn't give any edge to it if everybody just falls flat on their face saying, "You're great." We enjoy some of the criticisms as well, they're quite funny; some of the clever criticisms, not the ones that don't know anything, but some of the clever ones are quite fun. .

John Lennon Quotes about funny
#10387 Henry Miller

andwere very good friends, drinking buddies. One day they attend a funeral. They're walking behind the hearse in a procession, and they're having a great time conversing with one another. They are completely engrossed when suddenly one asks the other, 'Say, don't you smell something funny?' They look up and they're walking behind a garbage truck! They'd lost the hearse in the middle of their enthusiastic conversation. .

Henry Miller Quotes about funny
#12882 Kate Bush

There was a story that some EMI execs had come down to see you and you'd said something like: "Here's what I've been working on," and then produced some cakes from your oven. True? "No! I don't know where that came from. I thought that was quite funny actually. It presents me as this homely creature, which is all right, isn't it?" .

Kate Bush Quotes about funny
#13127 G. K. Chesterton

It is not funny that anything else should fall down, only that a man should fall down ... Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. .

G. K. Chesterton Quotes about funny
#19633 Jane Austen

We spent Friday evening with our friends at the boarding-house, and our curiosity was gratified by the sight of their fellow-inmates, Mrs. Drew and Miss Hook, Mr. Wynne and Mr. Fitzhugh; the latter is brother to Mrs. Lance, and very much the gentleman. He has lived in that house more than twenty years, and poor man, is so totally deaf that they say he could not hear a cannon, were it fired close to him; having no cannon at hand to make the experiment, I took it for granted, and talked to him a little with my fingers, which was funny enough. .

Jane Austen Quotes about funny
#20132 Ernest Hemingway

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. .

Ernest Hemingway Quotes about funny
#21999 Pinky and the Brain

Pinky: Egad! That cat ! Doesn't he, Mr. Pixie? Brain: Stop calling me Mr. Pixie! This isn't funny, it's sick! .

Pinky and the Brain Quotes about funny
#24351 Larry Wall

Think of prototypes as a funny markup language--the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine. .

Larry Wall Quotes about funny
#24953 W. Somerset Maugham

He knew that women appreciated neither irony nor sarcasm, but simple jokes and funny stories. He was amply provided with both. .

W. Somerset Maugham Quotes about funny
#28215 Drugs

Purple Haze, all in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same, actin' funny, but I don't know why, 'scuse me while I kiss the sky. .

Drugs Quotes about funny
#29863 Bob Dylan

Hey, hey, , I wrote you a song, 'bout a funny ol' world that's a-comin' along .

Bob Dylan Quotes about funny
#30364 Frank Zappa

Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. .

Frank Zappa Quotes about funny
#30574 Carl Sagan

What an astonishing thing ais. It's a flat object made from awith flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you're inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you.is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of . A book is proof that humans are capable of working magic. .

Carl Sagan Quotes about funny
#31229 Stephen Hawking

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. .

Stephen Hawking Quotes about funny
#31274 Snoopy

I never give my work to somebody else and say, "What do you think about that?" I just don't trust anybody. If I think it's funny, or if I think it's silly, I send it in anyway because I'm just trying to please myself. I never try to please a certain audience. I think that's disastrous. There's no way in the world you can anticipate what your reader is going to like or dislike. .

Snoopy Quotes about funny
#31742 The Shawshank Redemption

The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. .

The Shawshank Redemption Quotes about funny
#36117 Joss Whedon

The actors can make up their dialogue. I'm bushed, and they're all funny, and the hell with it. Maybe I'll give them a premise to work off of, like "You're all in trouble" or "Wash has a thing". They could maybe light it too. .

Joss Whedon Quotes about funny
#37261 Philip K. Dick

It's the fault of those physicists and that synchronicity theory, every particle being connected with every other; you can't fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny joke with nobody around to laugh. I open a book and get a report on future events that even God would like to file and forget. And who am I? The wrong person; I can tell you that. .

Philip K. Dick Quotes about funny
#37361 Philip K. Dick

Mental illness is not funny. .

Philip K. Dick Quotes about funny
#37437 Madonna

"For me, a male image that I'm really moved by is somewhere between of Oscar Wilde type of a male: the fop, the long hair, the suits, too witty for his own good, incredibly smart, scathingly funny - all that. But then my other ideal is more like the Buddhist monk - the shaved head, actually someone who sublimates their sexuality." .

Madonna Quotes about funny

The 10 best funny quotes

Welcome to the website of quotes, you are in the category funny quotes. Just below, you can choose your favorite quote or share it. Here you can see best funny quotes ever! Some people confused words and write words, likes funny qoute or funny qoutes but it's not important, because we have the best search engine ever! If you like random quotes then you can use our catalog. Also we are nice place for cute quotes and famous funny quotes. Dou you use our search field for finding quotes on funny? Try it! Share greatest funny sayings with your friends and enjoy!

Next


Home Social Quotes
101sharequotes.com
Authors
Topics
101sharequotes on Facebook
101sharequotes on Google+
Quotes
Motivational quotes
Inspirational quotes
Life quotes
Love quotes
Funny quotes
Success quotes
Friendship quotes