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#50952 Isaac Asimov

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' .

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#51398 Karen Abbott

I think the most important thing journalism taught me is to mine for details. The details are key. You can't try to be funny or strange or poignant; you have to let the details be funny or strange or poignant for you. .

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#51835 Casey Abrams

I like kissing people because it's funny. .

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#52391 Charlie Adam

It's funny being the big news every day - and the good news every day. .

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#52456 Amy Adams

When I was younger, my sister thought it was funny to pretend to punch me in the face because my mom was concerned about my teeth falling out. They were loose for a long time, and she knocked out my teeth. .

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#52575 Gaines Adams

It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor. .

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#52703 Joey Lauren Adams

The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice. .

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#52985 Naima Adedapo

It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there. .

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#53436 Uzo Aduba

I try to play serious scenes a little funny and the comedy a little serious. .

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#54224 Malin Akerman

The funny thing is that my husband couldn't be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He's got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but when you talk to him and he's around you, he's such a gentleman. He holds doors for ladies. He pulls out chairs. He cooks. He cleans. .

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#54898 Alan Alda

It's a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children. .

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#55195 Jason Alexander

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny. .

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#55222 Khandi Alexander

I have deep comedic roots, and I want to be funny. .

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#56064 Nancy Allen

If I could play any role in any musical, it would be Desiree in 'A Little Night Music' - Oh my, it is perfection. The character gets to be funny, beautiful, sexy and smart all at the same time and have two men fighting over her. The show is Stephen Sondheim at his absolute best... need I say more? .

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#56161 Rick Allen

But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point. .

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#56723 Laz Alonso

It's funny because when I got 'Jarhead' and 'Avatar' and all those movies, 'Leprechaun' still to this day airs on BET. I was thinking, 'Will they just let it go? I finally have a body of work that can speak much better to what I can do than just Leprechaun.' .

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#56976 Fede Alvarez

A good horror movie - it doesn't matter how many comedy horror films there have been before. Doesn't matter how much you think it's going to be funny. A good horror movie will scare the hell out of you... the moment you sit down and you start being exposed to that story, it's going to freeze your blood. .

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#57030 Mathieu Amalric

Cannes is a circus, so you have to have fun with it. Everything suddenly becomes funny. And the promotion of a movie - that's where you really need to be a good actor. You need to make journalists believe that what you're saying is just for them and you've never said it before, even when you're talking about the same film over and over again. .

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#57268 Robbie Amell

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all. .

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#57887 Anthony Anderson

I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house. .

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#57889 Anthony Anderson

It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds. .

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#57897 Anthony Anderson

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. .

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#57936 Brady Anderson

It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise. .

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#58009 Gillian Anderson

It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now. .

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#58228 Louie Anderson

You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family. .

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#58240 Louie Anderson

When I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it does in person. So I have to pick material that works because the words are funny, not just because of the images. .

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#58329 Pamela Anderson

My career only took off because of one football game. I thought it was funny. 'Playboy' called and offered me a cover just like that. I turned them down initially, because I was nervous about it and my boyfriend at the time didn't want me to do it, but they kept coming back , so I eventually said yes. .

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#58344 Pamela Anderson

I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian. .

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#58492 Wes Anderson

I guess when I think about it, one of the things I like to dramatise, and what is sometimes funny, is someone coming unglued. I don't consider myself someone who is making the argument that I support these choices. I just think it can be funny. .

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#58713 Prince Andrew

Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there was no chair. Everyone, including the Queen, laughed and laughed. .

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#58836 Criss Angel

It's so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn't have any money, and my only car was mom's Hyundai. .

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#59042 Jennifer Aniston

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. .

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#59212 Francesca Annis

The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. .

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#59598 Antonio Lobo Antunes

It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books. .

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#59665 Judd Apatow

To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men. .

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#59674 Judd Apatow

I wanted to see how funny I could be without making the choice that every 10 minutes something big and visual had to happen. .

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#59682 Judd Apatow

I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny. .

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#60127 David Archuleta

I like cartoons. I like 'Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.' It's funny! It has things that kids wouldn't get. It's like, if you're mature, you get it. I like that and 'The Fairly OddParents.' .

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#62041 Jules Asner

I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men. .

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#62430 Rodney Atkins

Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there. .

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#62505 Rowan Atkinson

I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. I'm not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And I'm certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. .

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#62522 Rowan Atkinson

No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12. .

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#62556 Dave Attell

I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. .

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#63048 Scott Aukerman

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. .

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#63167 Paul Auster

The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all. .

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#63384 Tex Avery

Let's make some funny pictures. .

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#63655 Richard Ayoade

A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally the straight man, and the laughs generally come on the reaction of the straight man to the funny thing the other person has done. .

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#63734 Hank Azaria

Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in. .

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#63747 Hank Azaria

You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do. .

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#63801 Valerie Azlynn

I am not gonna say that a guy's looks make him have to try harder in any way. I don't believe that at all. I think if he is funny, smart and cool, he's all set. Looks are not very important to me. .

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