Quotes about humor

#3683 Woody Allen

Rabbi Raditz of Poland was a very short rabbi with a long beard, who was said to have inspired manywith his sense of humor. One of his disciples asked, "Who did God like better,or ?" "Abraham," the Zaddik said. "But Moses led the Israelites to the Promised Land," said the disciple. "All right, so Moses," the Zaddik answered. .

Woody Allen Quotes about humor
#4034 Francis Bacon

To spend too much time in studies is sloth; to use them too much for ornament, is affectation; to make judgment wholly by their rules, is the humor of a scholar. They perfect nature, and are perfected by experience: for natural abilities are like natural plants, that need proyning, by study; and studies themselves, do give forth directions too much at large, except they be bounded in by experience. .

Francis Bacon Quotes about humor
#4051 Dave Barry

A sense of humor is a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge. .

Dave Barry Quotes about humor
#4446 Ralph Waldo Emerson

Characters and talents are complemental and suppletory. The world stands by balanced antagonisms. The more the peculiarities are pressed the better the result. The air would rot without lightning; and without the violence of direction that men have, without bigots, without men of fixed idea, no excitement, no efficiency.The novelist should not make any character act absurdly, but only absurdly as seen by others. For it is so in life. Nonsense will not keep its unreason if you come into the humorist's point of view, but unhappily we find it is fast becoming sense, and we must flee again into the distance if we would laugh. .

Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes about humor
#5190 Mark Twain

The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it. .

Mark Twain Quotes about humor
#5986 Stephen Leacock

Many of my friends are under the impression that I write these humorous nothings in idle moments when the wearied brain is unable to perform the serious labours of the economist. My own experience is exactly the other way. The writing of solid, instructive stuff fortified by facts and figures is easy enough. There is no trouble in writing a scientific treatise on the folk-lore of Central China, or a statistical enquiry into the declining population of Prince Edward Island. But to write something out of one's own mind, worth reading for its own sake, is an arduous contrivance only to be achieved in fortunate moments, few and far between. Personally, I would sooner have written "Alice in Wonderland" than the whole Encyclopaedia Britannica. .

Stephen Leacock Quotes about humor
#6534 Will Rogers

You've got to be optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one. .

Will Rogers Quotes about humor
#6551 Will Rogers

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. .

Will Rogers Quotes about humor
#7461 P. J. O'Rourke

Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do. .

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes about humor
#8005 StanisЕ‚aw Lem

If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently. .

StanisЕ‚aw Lem Quotes about humor
#8958 Bill Watterson

Calvin: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it's funny. Don't you think it's odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us? Hobbes: I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life. Calvin: (after a long pause) I can't tell if that's funny or really scary. p64 (19 Apr 92) .

Bill Watterson Quotes about humor
#9003 Bill Watterson

[Calvin is posing in his underwear in front of his mirror.] Calvin: Made in God's own image, yes sir! Hobbes: God must have a goofy sense of humor. p31 .

Bill Watterson Quotes about humor
#9090 Robert Benchley

Nine-tenths of the value of a sense of humor in writing is not in the things it makes one write but in the things it keeps one from writing. It is especially valuable in this respect in serious writing, and no one without a sense of humor should ever write seriously. For without knowing what is funny, one is constantly in danger of being funny without knowing it. .

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#9097 Robert Benchley

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. .

Robert Benchley Quotes about humor
#9373 John Lennon

I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor… we stand a better chance under that guise, because all the serious people, like , and , and , got shot. .

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#9388 John Lennon

That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously, because I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor. You know, and we are humorous, we are, what are they, . That's John and , and we stand a better chance under that guise, because all the serious people, like , and , and , got shot. .

John Lennon Quotes about humor
#13058 G. K. Chesterton

The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together. .

G. K. Chesterton Quotes about humor
#13061 G. K. Chesterton

The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together. Their top-heavy dignity is more touching than any humility; their solemnity gives us more hope for all things than a thousand carnivals of optimism; their large and lustrous eyes seem to hold all the stars in their astonishment; their fascinating absence of nose seems to give to us the most perfect hint of the humour that awaits us in the kingdom of heaven. .

G. K. Chesterton Quotes about humor
#18657 Joseph Addison

Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness. .

Joseph Addison Quotes about humor
#18671 Joseph Addison

Were I to prescribe a rule for drinking, it should be formed upon a saying quoted by Sir : the first glass for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the fourth for mine enemies. .

Joseph Addison Quotes about humor
#22001 Pinky and the Brain

Brain: [Referring to Pinky’s comic book] Pinky, who would want to read about two lab mice trying to take over the world? Who would want to read about my failures? Pinky: Oh, believe me, Brain, to a human, our nightly exploits would be a humorous diversion that would magically transmute the dreary workaday world into a fanciful realm of zany hijinks! .

Pinky and the Brain Quotes about humor
#22405 Margaret Cho

I see evidence of my own racist brainwashing when exploring the landscape of current foreign policy. (about North Korea) My association is so painfully cloe that avoidance is the only way I know to retain my identity. Its ridiculous and embarrassing. I hate feeling this way, because it forces me to see how deeply racism has affected me. Prejudice and bigotry rot me from within, and the strains of these viruses are hearty and hard to kill. I had always regarded the world of political humor as the exclusive domain of white men and immediately disqualified myself from participation. I know better now, its immensely pleasing when I'm referred to as a political comedian... Self-hatred is a devastatingly difficult habit to break, especially when we are mostly unaware of it. .

Margaret Cho Quotes about humor
#23726 George Santayana

England is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, anomalies, hobbies, and humors. .

George Santayana Quotes about humor
#24121 Miguel de Unamuno

Not without reason did he who had the right to do so speak of the foolishness of the cross. Foolishness, without a doubt, foolishness. And the American humorist, , was not altogether wide of the mark in making one of the characters in his ingenious conversations say that he thought better of those who were confined in a lunatic asylum on account of religious mania than of those who, while professing the same religious principles, kept their wits and appeared to enjoy life very well outside the asylums. But those who are at large, are they not really, thanks to God, mad too? Are there not mild madnesses, which not only permit us to mix with our neighbors without danger to society, but which rather enable us to do so, for by means of them we are able to attribute a meaning and finality to life and society? .

Miguel de Unamuno Quotes about humor
#24606 Montesquieu

Better it is to say that themost comfortable tois that which best agrees with the humor and disposition of thein whose favor it is established. .

Montesquieu Quotes about humor
#25011 W. Somerset Maugham

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humour teaches tolerance, and the humorist, with a smile and perhaps a sigh, is more likely to shrug his shoulders than to condemn. .

W. Somerset Maugham Quotes about humor
#26162 Stephanie Zacharek

[I]t pretends to examine how self-absorbed we are as a culture, only to be consumed by its own self-absorption. It's also badly constructed, humorless and emotionally sadistic. .

Stephanie Zacharek Quotes about humor
#26514 Emil Cioran

The ideal being? An angel ravaged by humor. .

Emil Cioran Quotes about humor
#26630 Emil Cioran

We are all of us in error, the humorists excepted. They alone have discerned, as though in jest, the inanity of all that is serious and even of all that is frivolous. .

Emil Cioran Quotes about humor
#27571 William Temple

When all is done, human life is, at the greatest, and the best, but like a froward child, that must be played with and humored a little to keep it quiet till it falls asleep, and then the care is over. .

William Temple Quotes about humor

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