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#28960 Elbert Hubbard

; also in Jesus Was An Anarchist (1910) .

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#30319 Life of Brian

What Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem. .

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#69132 Karl Barth

In the Church of Jesus Christ there can and should be no non-theologians. .

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#70479 Felix Baumgartner

I base jumped off the Jesus statue in Rio de Janeiro. .

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#89571 Charles Bukowski

Joan of Arc had style. Jesus had style. .

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#102869 Bikram Choudhury

I always forgave my students, like Jesus. .

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#108722 Billy Connolly

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name? .

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#112018 Harvey Cox

There has never been a better raconteur than Jesus of Nazareth. .

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#115236 Miley Cyrus

Jesus is who saved me. He's what keeps me full and whole. .

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#177228 Benny Hinn

I saw Jesus walk into my bedroom. .

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#210968 Robot Chicken

Reporter 1: This just in: CNN calls the state of Florida for Al Gore! That means Gore has won the Presidential Election. Thank you, Jesus! .

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#211588 Race

There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.Paul of Tarsus, Galatians 3:28, The Holy Bible. .

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#212528 Smallville

Tess: What do you do when you find Judas in your midst? Who would Christ have been if Judas had not betrayed him? Maybe we would remember Jesus as only a teacher roaming the desert. .

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#212529 Smallville

Tess: Without Judas, Jesus would never have risen from the dead to come back and face his greatest challenge: saving humankind. There is a savior among us. You are here to betray him. .

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#213808 King of the Hill

Peggy: Rented snow machines, all these lights-- its like a carnival. I wonder how Jesus feels about this. .

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#216483 American Dad!/Season 2

Francine: You made me think I was a murderer?! Do you have any idea what a nightmare you put me through?! I prayed to a freaking elephant! How am I gonna explain THAT to Jesus?! .

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#218010 Peep Show

Mark: Ill be able to order him around. Not horrible, just Jeremy, could you file this for me? Jeremy, could you take that for me? Jeremy could you suck this for me? Jesus! Where did that come from? .

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#218029 Peep Show

Jez: Jesus, Marks such a honky. Im definitely the alpha-est male here. Hes probably here for community service. He looks like hes actually getting a bonk on. Im definitely king of the hippie jungle. .

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#218272 Peep Show

Jez: Its a great boiler, its just got a very idiosyncratic control panel. Its like the Jesus and Mary Chain of central heating control systems, difficult to get into initially, but then- so much to explore! .

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#219573 Pretty Little Liars

Spencer: Sorry, but there were not a lot of choices okay? It was either Humpty Dumpty or Jesus is coming, look busy. .

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#288655 He Got Game 1998

Jesus Shuttlesworth: I hate my name. What kind of name is Jesus anyway?Jake Shuttlesworth: Its biblical.Jesus Shuttlesworth: Yeah, no kidding. .

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#288658 He Got Game 1998

Jake Shuttlesworth: I want you to go to Big State, Son.Jesus Shuttlesworth: Aw, Man, you just like everybody else.Jake Shuttlesworth: No Im not like everyone else, Son. Everyone else aint your father. .

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#288659 He Got Game 1998

Uncle Bubba: All Im asking is that you let me wet my beak a little bit.Jesus Shuttlesworth: Wet your beak? .

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#572556 Gavin & Stacey

Smithy: Look whos opened his mouth. Youre always first with the advice arent you Jesus? You know what? No-one even wanted you here tonight, I had to make that t-shirt last minute! .

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#572557 Gavin & Stacey

Smithy: It is true! I cant stand ya! And if Jesus wants me for a sunbeam, he can shove it up his arse. .

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#421286 Last words

But John forbad him, saying, I have need to be baptised of thee, and comest thou to me? And Jesus answering said unto him, Suffer it to be so now: for thus it becometh us to fulfil all righteousness. Hear now—permit it. Do not restrain me!Who: Fyodor Dostoyevsky .

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#421899 Last words

Yes, I would just like to say Im sailing with the rock, and Ill be back, like Independence Day with Jesus. June 6, like the movie. Big mother ship and all, Ill be back, Ill be back.Who: Aileen Wuornos, convicted and executed serial killer .

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#434644 Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Vikram Gandhi: We have always created icons in our own image. What weve done is we project ourselves on to him. The fact is, maybe hes not some sort of Devil or Jesus character. Maybe he’s just a guy trying to do the right thing. .

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#742338 Madea

I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya jesus! .

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#742341 Madea

I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin too much! .

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#308407 RoboCop 3 1993

[Robocop is covered in soot]Officer Anne Lewis: Jesus, Murphy. Are you okay?Robocop: Im fine, Anne. Thank you for asking. .

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#308791 Jaws The Revenge 1987

Michael Brody: [when the shark chases him through tunnels] JESUS CHRIST! .

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#288572 Mad Max 1979

[last lines]Johnny the Boy: [Max limps away after handcuffing Johnny to the car, leaking gas next to a fire] Youre *mad*, man! You think I look silly, dont ya? Ha, ha! Dont bring this on me, man![sobbing]Johnny the Boy: Dont do this to me, please! Aw, Sweet Jesus! I was sick! Dont bring this on me, please! .

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#314992 The Hateful Eight 2015

John The Hangman Ruth: [spitting out the coffee] Jesus Christ, thats awful! What did that Mexican fellow do, soak his old socks in the pot? .

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#695787 Jay Z

Im fresh out of Advil, Jesus grab the wheel. .

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#449634 Saint Peter

As quoted in Gospel of Matthew 26:33 - 35. Jesus responds: Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice. After this Peter protests: Though I should die with thee, yet will I not deny thee. These are some of the anecdotes of the Denial of Peter. .

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#449640 Saint Peter

 Then Simon Peter having a sword drew it, and smote the high priests servant, and cut off his right ear. The servants name was Malchus. Then said Jesus unto Peter, Put up thy sword into the sheath: the cup which my Father hath given me, shall I not drink it?Account of the remarks of Jesus to Peter in Gospel of John 18:10 - 11 KJV Variants: Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword. Thinkest thou that I cannot now pray to my Father, and he shall presently give me more than twelve legions of angels? But how then shall the scriptures be fulfilled, that thus it must be?Jesus, in Gospel of Matthew 26:52–54 KJV .

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#449641 Saint Peter

Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword. Thinkest thou that I cannot now pray to my Father, and he shall presently give me more than twelve legions of angels? But how then shall the scriptures be fulfilled, that thus it must be?Jesus, in Gospel of Matthew 26:52–54 KJV .

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#449642 Saint Peter

Jesus said to His disciples, Compare me to someone and tell Me whom I am like. Simon Peter said to Him, You are like a righteous angel. Matthew said to Him, You are like a wise philosopher. Thomas said to Him, Master, my mouth is wholly incapable of saying whom You are like.Gospel of Thomas, Saying 13 .

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#817332 Tarrus Riley

Mi nuh want nuh chemical nor drugs inna my ganja. Strictly right marijuana. Jesus spliff will mad you. .

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#295073 The Da Vinci Code 2006

Robert Langdon: [during a very bumpy ride in a jeep] Jesus!Sir Leigh Teabing: Apropos. .

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#295076 The Da Vinci Code 2006

Sister Sandrine: Jesus had but one true message, and I cannot see that in Opus Dei.[He kills her with the keystone] .

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#267662 The Dark Knight 2008

Detective Wuertz: Dent. Jesus. I thought you was dead.Two-Face: Half. .

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#522501 The Boondocks season 1

Huey: Come on man, Its supposed to be all historically accurate, and they STILL have a white man playing Jesus? Thats some old bullshit. .

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#307277 The Sweetest Thing 2002

[to little boy sitting in the pew in front of her in church]Courtney: Turn around.[Little boy shakes his head]Courtney: Turn around.[Little boy shakes his head]Courtney: Look, its Jesus. Look at Jesus! .

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#297857 17 Again 2009

Mike O Donnell: Oh sweet baby Jesus! .

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#545324 Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 6

Terry: Jesus, youre a fuckin loser! Looks at Frylock suspended above pool Hey, scuba guy - you aint seen nothing, you aint heard nothing. .

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#319327 Charles de LEUSSE

Even Jesus, three days, died. Who is strong does not the strong. (Même Jésus, trois jours, est mort. Qui est fort ne fait le fort) .

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#224914 Daredevil TV series

Matt Murdock: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Its been, uhits been too long since my last confession. My dad, he used to come to this church back when I was a kid. He was a fighter. Old school. Boxer. Lost more than he won. Had a 24-31 record before he, uh But he could take a punch. Jesus, he could take a punch. .

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#305231 Dreamcatcher 2003

Dr. Henry Devlin: [Begins talking into the gun like its a phone] Hello? Jonesy. Jesus Christ, I knew it was you. Wheres he taking you? Massachusetts. He is? Duddits, OK... Jonesy, I will. You hang in there. Jonesy? Jonesy. He hung up...Captain Owen Underhill: Give me back my gun. .

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