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Helpmate, n. A wife, or bitter half.
Ambrose Bierce wife
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Woody Allen wife
Wealth — Any income that is at least $100 more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
H. L. Mencken wife
There was all theand his wife.
Jonathan Swift wife
Who is worse shod than the shoemaker's wife?
John Heywood wife
I never knew a 's wife who wasn't .
Kurt Vonnegut wife
I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.
Don Adams wife
I can swear like a fishwife.
Frances Bay wife
When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.
Richie Benaud wife
The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.
William Blackstone wife
When I weed, I like to get off into my own head. For one thing, my wife plants and I have trouble telling which plants are weeds and which are my favorite plants. So I tend to hop around and grab the weeds that I know are weeds. So I don't weed all that linearly. I tend to weed haphazardly.
Roy Blount, Jr. wife
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Victor Borge wife
Yes, I wear a number of hats. But my most important title is mom and wife.
Paula Broadwell wife
I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.
James Brown wife
I'm a traditional wife in every sense.
Monica Denise Brown wife
Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.
Julius Caesar wife
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
Jeremy Clarkson wife
I've always been a person who tries to build bridges and not walls. Whether it's my ex-wife and my step-son, or my daughter and my ex, I'm that guy in the middle, and I try to make sure we all stay together.
Chad Coleman wife
My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show.
Alan Dale wife
My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle.
Taye Diggs wife
My wife has her stuff and her taste, and I have my stuff and my taste.
Peter Eisenman wife
My first wife was a theater person.
Ahmet Ertegun wife
I do stupid stuff like that: I'll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers.
Adam Ferrara wife
I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
Joe Garagiola wife
I'm 29 years old and, sure, I'm looking to find a wife.
Tyson Gay wife
My wife has them all in a vault... a copy of every album.
Jerry Goldsmith wife
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
Oliver Goldsmith wife
I met my wife, Nia Vardalos, at The Second City, and she was chomping at the bit to move to L.A.
Ian Gomez wife
My wife made me get a cellphone, which I keep in my briefcase. I've never used it.
Alan C. Greenberg wife
A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.
Texas Guinan wife
I have never been a social lion; I was misidentified as one because I have a very attractive second wife.
John Gutfreund wife
My wife does wish I dressed better.
Sean Hannity wife
My wife is amazing. She had to know she was getting into a heap of trouble when we met.
Taylor Hanson wife
I'm a middle-class former housewife who goes to my daughter's softball games.
Charlaine Harris wife
Goren: He ran out on his wife. Hitchens used him to get at me. And the pattern. One, one, two-- its Wally Stevens.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent wife
Ned: Sighs as he looks at his late wife, Edna Krabappel and wearing a black armband Sure do miss that laugh.
The Simpsons/Season 25 wife
Potter: Ive got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son and he dresses a lot like my wife.
M*A*S*H TV series wife
Ill finally get to see Marilyn.Who: Joe DiMaggio, talking about his former wife, Marilyn Monroe.
Last words wife
The cave-dwellers wife complained that he hadnt dragged her anywhere in months.
Laurence J. Peter wife
Cobb: I knew Inception was possible because Id done it to my wife.
Inception 2010 wife
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
Rodney Dangerfield wife
Eugene Pontecorvo: The only thing I ever found in the street was my first wife.
The Sopranos TV Series 1999–2007 wife
Ice piece on my wife beat I call it Ice-T. Kush by the seven, I call it Mike Vick.
Yung Joc wife
John McClane: [huddled in an air vent, recalls his wifes invitation] Come out to the coast, well get together, have a few laughs...
Die Hard 1988 wife
Jared Vennett: Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and Ill have my wifes brother arrested.
The Big Short 2015 wife
Drycoff: Whos Eleanor?Det. Roland Castlebeck: Its a damn car. And dont ever talk about my wife.
Gone in Sixty Seconds 2000 wife
The husband provides direction; the wife, maintenance.
Myles Munroe wife
Wife: Look, a Shoe!
Random Access Memory 2009 wife
They say that Im stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but its paid off so far.
Sugar Ray Leonard wife
I wake up in the morning, it takes me a half hour to find my glasses, just so I can look for my teeth, to tell my wife to find my hair.
richard jeni wife
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
Sam Levenson wife
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