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#824542 Tim Westwood

Exactly, its selected cheeses, with some biscuits. .

Tim Westwood - Exactly, its selected cheeses, with some biscuits.

views: 23 Tim Westwood wit quotes
#379761 Regular Show

Rigby: I dont wanna be player two! He just digs with the sucky pickaxe. I want the one with the shovel. .

Regular Show - Rigby: I dont wanna be player two! He just digs with the sucky pickaxe. I want the one with the shovel. views: 14 Regular Show wit quotes
#430372 Total Drama Island

Harold: EEEEH! Harold, just now realizing hes naked and Courtney and Leshawna can both see it, covers his groin with his pillow .

Total Drama Island - Harold: EEEEH! Harold, just now realizing hes naked and Courtney and Leshawna can both see it, covers his groin with his pillow views: 14 Total Drama Island wit quotes
#379751 Regular Show

Mordecai: Hes callin us slackers. Look dude, we can totally set up all those chairs without slacking off. .

Regular Show - Mordecai: Hes callin us slackers. Look dude, we can totally set up all those chairs without slacking off. views: 13 Regular Show wit quotes
#307315 The Dukes of Hazzard 2005

Bo Duke: [after shooting a gas can with a flaming arrow] Boom-shakalaka! .

The Dukes of Hazzard 2005 - Bo Duke: [after shooting a gas can with a flaming arrow] Boom-shakalaka!

views: 11 The Dukes of Hazzard 2005 wit quotes
#49035 Red Dwarf

: I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000; the same IQ as 6000 PE teachers. .

Red Dwarf - : I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000; the same IQ as 6000 PE teachers. views: 9 Red Dwarf wit quotes
#439919 The Honeymooners

Ralph: Peanuts! Peanuts, Alice! What am I supposed to do with peanuts? Alice: Eat em, like any other elephant! .

The Honeymooners - Ralph: Peanuts! Peanuts, Alice! What am I supposed to do with peanuts? Alice: Eat em, like any other elephant! views: 8 The Honeymooners wit quotes
#218060 Peep Show

Jeremy: About Stu Hes a monk, hes gonna have fifteen years of spunk backed up. How am I supposed to compete with that? .

Peep Show - Jeremy: About Stu Hes a monk, hes gonna have fifteen years of spunk backed up. How am I supposed to compete with that? views: 7 Peep Show wit quotes
#5423 Karl Marx

Value, therefore, does not stalk about with a label describing what it is. .

Karl Marx - Value, therefore, does not stalk about with a label describing what it is. views: 5 Karl Marx wit quotes
#221518 Malcolm in the Middle

Patty to Malcolm; on the phone with Francis Francis? Is that Francis? Tell him its Patty Henderson from 8th grade algebra. .

Malcolm in the Middle - Patty to Malcolm; on the phone with Francis Francis? Is that Francis? Tell him its Patty Henderson from 8th grade algebra. views: 5 Malcolm in the Middle wit quotes
#660100 Foghorn Leghorn

Now what, I say whats the big idea bashin me on the noggin with a rollin pin! .

Foghorn Leghorn - Now what, I say whats the big idea bashin me on the noggin with a rollin pin!

views: 5 Foghorn Leghorn wit quotes
#660107 Foghorn Leghorn

Thats the trouble with that fool dog, always shootin his mouth off. .

Foghorn Leghorn - Thats the trouble with that fool dog, always shootin his mouth off.

views: 5 Foghorn Leghorn wit quotes
#379746 Regular Show

Mordecai: Exactly. Which leaves us with only one possible solution. We convince Benson to give us raises so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it. .

Regular Show - Mordecai: Exactly. Which leaves us with only one possible solution. We convince Benson to give us raises so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it. views: 4 Regular Show wit quotes
#772060 Papoose

A nigga knock on my door wit a gun imma let him in, then imma oput everything I got in his head n chin. .

Papoose - A nigga knock on my door wit a gun imma let him in, then imma oput everything I got in his head n chin.

views: 4 Papoose wit quotes
#9450 Nineteen Eighty Four

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER .

Nineteen Eighty Four - DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER views: 3 Nineteen Eighty Four wit quotes
#20529 George Orwell

All Spaniards, we discovered, knew two English expressions. One was "O.K., baby", the other was a word used by the Barcelona whores in their dealings with English sailors, and I am afraid the compositors would not print it. .

George Orwell - All Spaniards, we discovered, knew two English expressions. One was views: 3 George Orwell wit quotes
#47372 George S. Patton

I have fought withand cutlass On the red and slippery deck With allaflame within me And a rope around my neck. .

George S. Patton - I have fought withand cutlass On the red and slippery deck With allaflame within me And a rope around my neck. views: 3 George S. Patton wit quotes
#59630 Steve Aoki

I'm 36, but I still feel like a punk kid with $200 in my savings account. .

Steve Aoki - I'm 36, but I still feel like a punk kid with $200 in my savings account. views: 3 Steve Aoki wit quotes
#96823 Emily Carr

Perfectly ordered disorder designed with a helter-skelter magnificence. .

Emily Carr - Perfectly ordered disorder designed with a helter-skelter magnificence. views: 3 Emily Carr wit quotes
#115503 Rene Descartes

Travelling is almost like talking with those of other centuries. .

Rene Descartes - Travelling is almost like talking with those of other centuries. views: 3 Rene Descartes wit quotes

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