Mike O Donnell: [meets Scarletts date] Carnations? What a douche!Scarlett ODonnell: Mark!Dean: Thats okay, Im a single dad. Its totally normal for sons to feel weird with their moms date. Stepping in their dads shoes protecting their castle.Scarlett ODonnell: Hes not my son.Dean: Oh, then thats weird.Scarlett ODonnell: It is.