Bagel Guy: [Unaware hes talking to Matt about his former girlfriend] Whew, I cant believe it because that girl, you cant even look right at her. Shes so hot you need one of those cardboard eclipse-watching things just to look directly at her, shes so radiantly hot! It makes me want to just throw her down, you know, and just[hip-thrusts the table before him]Bagel Guy: . You know what I mean? Im glad we can connect on that.