Uncle Monty: I was wondering if you wouldnt mind milking Petunia for me?Count Olaf: Petunia? Well- uh- yeah. Sure. Ill take a shot at that.[Grabbing for snake with stick, unsure]Count Olaf: You know, they used to call me Old McDonald up at the milking lab. I used to milk these things all day long.[lifting snake]Count Olaf: But the little udders- theyre hard to locate.

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