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Mark: A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, Oi. You cant leave that lyin there. And the man says, No. Its not a lion. Its a giraffe.[Jim doesnt respond]Mark: Completely humorless.
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