Max: No, do you? Look, just know youre gonna struggle for a while. Someones gonna ask you what time it is, and when you look at your watch, hes gonna put his penis on you. But like Dan Savage says, it gets better. Although it hasnt for me, so maybe that only applies to questioning teens. In short, theres really no point to anything, but sometimes, you get to eat candy or have sex, and thats when it all feels right.

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