[Jim is nervous before his wedding]Jim: Honesty, now- Honestly, would you have passed up sex with Nadia?Jims Dad: Why? Did she say something?Jim: Hypothetically, Dad.Jims Dad: Oh, hypothetically. Well, I mean, you know, Jim, Im a married man. Im...Jim: If-If-If you werent married.Jims Dad: Shes a college girl.Jim: If you were a college guy.Jims Dad: In a heartbeat. Oh yeah.

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