Jims Dad: [Jims father arrives at the restaurant just as Michelle is secretly giving Jim a blow job] Heres the ring, son.Jim: Ohh.Jims Dad: Let me tell you something, this is some ring. Look at the rock on this baby, Mister Big Spender. I hope you didnt blow your wad on this, son.Jim: Not yet.Jims Dad: Your mother and I could not be more thrilled for you, Jim. I mean, were so happy, and I know youre excited. I can see it in your face. I mean, you look like youre ready to burst.Jim: Uh, huh.Jims Dad: I mean, your cheeks, theyre flushed. I wish your mother could be here.Jim: Not me.

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