Jims Dad: Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it making love?Michelle: I dont know. I just call it boning.Jims Dad: Boning? Well, when-when youre doing other things with Jim, when youre not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?Michelle: Horny, like I wanna bone.Jims Dad: But-but, we cant be boning from sunrise to sunset, dear.Michelle: Oh, youve never tried it?Jims Dad: I certainly have. I have. Ive boned... from sunrise, uh, right through brunch on more than one occasion.