Steve Stifler: Dickhead. You do not send shit to my office at school.Jim: Oh, hey, Stifler. Why dont you come in and make yourself comfortable?Steve Stifler: Your letter made a great impression on Coach Marshall when he read it. Let me just refresh your memory, partner. Dear Steve, I will be forever in your debt if you teach me to dance like you did in the gay bar.Jim: I put serious thought into that letter.Steve Stifler: Dont push me cause Im close to the edge. Im trying not to lose my head. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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