Cordelia: Oh my God, I wonder how many stowed away in that bag! Also? The water is all brown and spurty and not hot! I am dying for a shower. I actually smell. Smell me. I never smell. I didnt know I could. Im just going to have to stay here until I find a decent place—however long that takes. And when I do, youre completely invited over. Hey, you can just dump my stuff on your couch. Or let me have the bed whatever you feel good about. Also, my suitcase is still out in the hall.