Doyle: Yeah well, its a fairly dull tale. It needs a bit of sex, is my feeling. So sure enough, enters a girl. Pretty little blonde thing. Vampire slayer by trade. And our vampire falls madly in love with her. But eventually the two of them, well, they get fleshy with one another. And the moment he- well, I guess the technical term is Perfect Happiness. But when our boy gets there, he goes bad he kills again. Its ugly. So when he gets his soul back for the second time, he figures hey he cant be anywhere near young Miss Puppy-Eyes without endangering them both. So what does he do? He takes off, goes to L.A, to fight evil and atone for his crimes. Hes a shadow, a faceless champion of the hapless human race. Say, you wouldnt have a beer of any kind here, would you?

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