Barkis Bittern: Would you care to repeat tonights headline for us?Town Crier: [shouting so loud that the teacups rattle] HEAR YE, HEAR YE! VICTOR VAN DORT SEEN THIS NIGHT ON THE BRIDGE IN THE ARMS OF A MYSTERY WOMAN! THE DARK-HAIRED TEMPTRESS AND MASTER VAN DORT SLIPPED AWAY INTOT HE NIGHT![lowers voice]Town Crier: And now the weather. Scattered showers...Barkis Bittern: Enough! That will be all.

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