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Im drinking Jack and I started blacking out. You ever black out? Or as I call it, time travel? You ever do that? Oh yeah! You know how it is -- youre drinking, you black out. You wake up, youre in another bar. Youre drinking, you black out. You wake up, youre playing that knife game with a half-Indian somewhere in North Dakota, Yeah! Yeah! Winner fixes the tranny! Yeah. Youre drinking, you black out. You wake up, youre in White Castle -- working there 3 years, STILL not assistant manager. Your buddies tell you to quit, but you cant cause youre banging the slow girl on the fry-o-later. They say shes a little retarded, but those titties aint retarded!
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