Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks family. I think a flashlight is more dangerous than a sparkler. My friends got M-80s, bottle rockets, ammonium nitrate, manure, a rented van. Theyre blowing shit up, getting things done. Im walking around with a sparkler like the Special Olympics torch-boy.
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