Roy: What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the mens room? I mean, those are fun even when youre alone.Lancaster Bowl Manager: Yeah.Roy: You get it?Lancaster Bowl Manager: [impatiently, trying to read his Asian Brides magazine] Yeah!Roy: This is like the hula hoop of the nineties. People go nuts!Lancaster Bowl Manager: No! Look, we dont even have a novelty machine in the mens room anymore.Roy: And you call this a bowling alley?