[Roy Munson is getting ready for his turn to bowl]Ernie McCracken: It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, hes the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. Hes got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.Roy: Hey. Do you mind? I wasnt talking when you were bowling.Ernie McCracken: Was I talking out loud? Was I? Sorry. Good luck.

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