Theres a daytime NyQuil, and theres a nighttime NyQuil. Drink either one you want, because your cold doesnt give a shit what time it is. NyQuil comes in two colors: red and green. Its the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green. And red and green are what? Christmas colors! Thats right, NyQuil makes a dandy egg nog! Oh yeah, my friends bitched through the entire party, This tastes like shit! But at the end of it, we had a fun sleepover.

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