[first lines]Bert: All right, ladies an gents! Comical poem! Suitable for the occasion, extemporized and thought up before your very eyes! All right, ere we go![sings]Bert: Room ere for everyone. Gather around.[speaks]Bert: The constable - responstable! Now ow does that sound?[no response]Bert: Hm.[dashes over to Miss Lark, sings]Bert: Ello, Miss Lark, Ive got one for you.[speaks]Bert: Miss Lark... likes to walk... in the park... with Andrew![Andrew barks, then Bert tips his hat to him]Bert: Hello, Andrew.[turns to Mrs. Corry, sings]Bert: Ah, Mrs. Corry, a story for you.[speaks]Bert: Your daughters were shorter than you - but they grew!

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