Pepperpot #1: I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab. Interviewer: Yes, we find that 9 out of 10 British housewives can't tell the difference between Whizzo Butter and a dead crab. Various Pepperpots: It's true… We can't… No. Pepperpot #2: Here. Here! You're on television, aren't you? Interviewer: [humbly] Yes, yes… Pepperpot #2: He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo Butter [points with handbag at the butter] from a dead crab [points with handbag at the dead crab]. Various Pepperpots: Yeah, yeah. Pepperpot #3: You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face. Pepperpot #4: [quietly] Yeah, with a razor.