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Superintendant Praline: Now, this item, "Crunchy Frog". Am I to understand there's a real frog in here? Whizzo Chocolate Company owner: Yes, a little one. Superintendant Praline: What sort of frog? Whizzo Chocolate Company owner: A dead frog. Superintendant Praline: Is it cooked? Whizzo Chocolate Company owner: No. Superintendant Praline: What, a raw frog?! Whizzo Chocolate Company owner: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose. Superintendant Praline: That's as may be — it's still a frog! Do you even take the bones out? Whizzo Chocolate Company owner: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
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