Sheriff Hague: You cook that meat at 250 degrees dont you?J.T. Hague: I dont remember. I set the heat with my hands.Sheriff Hague: You give me that recipe or Ill raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine.J.T. Hague: Brother, aint no Texans ever gonna give you his BBQ recipe, thats a fact! Hell take it to his grave! I could be bleedin like a stuck pig and I aint gonna tell ya! I could be dyin in your arms and I aint gonna tell ya![hangs up phone]J.T. Hague: Heh heh heh!Sheriff Hague: [to himself] Well see about that.

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