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: What evidence is there that cats are so smart, anyway? Huh? What do they do? Because they're clean? I am sorry. My Uncle Pete showers four times a day and he can't count to ten. So don't give me hygiene. Jerry: So what are you gonna do? Elaine: I don't know. I can't think of any solution, unless of course they should meet with some unfortunate accident. What do you think a hit man would charge to rub out a couple of cats? Jerry: Well, it couldn't be too expensive. Thirteen, fourteen bucks a cat? Elaine: What do you think, Jerry? You wanna make twenty-eight bucks? Jerry: I'm no cat killer.
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