Jerry: The bad thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what youre doing. Did you ever see anybody on TV like just sliding off the front of the sofa with potato chip crumbs on their face? Some people have a little too much fun on television: the soda commercial people - where do they summon this enthusiasm? Have you seen them? We have soda, we have soda, we have soda, jumping, laughing, flying through the air - its a can of soda. Have you ever been standing there and youre watching TV and youre drinking the exact same product that theyre advertising right there on TV, and its like, you know, theyre spiking volleyballs, jetskiing, girls in bikinis and Im standing there - Maybe Im putting too much ice in mine.

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