Sister Mary Clarence: [after Maria has said she doesnt know the words of a song and her classmates snicker] Hey, hey - excuse me! It is NOT Marias fault, that she does not know that Mary had a lamb. It is not - and I say this to you - it is *not* Marias fault. Because maybe, MAYBE where Maria came from, Mary had a dog! Or a lil kitty cat! Or a little bald headed brother named Bart! It is NOT her fault and were not going to tell her it is, are we? No, we are not!

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